pee pee wad

What comes out of a prepubescent child when he attempts to masturbate.

When I was 7 I jerked off but all that came out was a little pee pee wad.

by Red D March 19, 2008

Pee Pee Cuffer

Guy who cannot let go of his penis. aka chronic masterbater.

Bobby Belley is such a pee pee cuffer!!!

by lockalocka May 20, 2011

Pee-Pee Touch

A game played between men that involves the backhanding of another mans genitals. The act of pee-pee touching must be done as a surprise, and when contact is made, one must exclaim "Pee-pee touch!" The first recorded playing of pee-pee touch was at the First Continental Congress in 1774.

Eric came into the living room, and to his surprise he was hit with the backhand of Mark. As Eric collapsed, Mark proclaimed "Pee-pee touch!"

by Gun Guy March 12, 2011

pee pee poo poo check

pee pee poo poo check, is not only, Emma Chamberlains favorite thing to say, it is also, a very fun joke, because who wouldn't laugh at pee pee poo poo, TOILET JOKES 🤩

*complete silence* AYE YO PEE PEE POO POO CHECK
* the whole room starts laughing*

by shashasoop September 13, 2020

pee pee lump

A bulge that may arise in old women (and young alike) that resides in the stomach region. unlike a pregnant woman, there is no baby inside this lump but maybe some fatty pockets. most clearly seen when women wear their pants up higher than their waist.

see also: pp lump

"she's so fat" = "Is that her pee pee lump growing?"

by bellevue citizen January 12, 2006

pee-pee head

A complete and utter fool. Laughable. Incomprehensible.

George Bush is a pee-pee head

by the vooch October 19, 2004

Pee Pee in the Poo Poo hole

When you get through all the bases and finall score a touchdown.

Andy: "Man, Jo is such a chad, he put his pee pee in the poo poo hole wItH mY mOm!"
Gary: "Holy smokes!"

by Lolihentailover420 September 17, 2019