Roof Candy

Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car

After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.

by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014

Pizza roof

When you eat hot pizza with cheese, and burn the top of your mouth, causing pieces skin to hang down.

"This pizza just came out of the oven. If I eat it now I'll get pizza roof"

by Pete Khlong September 18, 2023

Roof boobs

Boobs so large they can be used for shelter.

Yo it’s fucking pouring out get under these roof boobs!

by MC3WOOD August 23, 2019

Roof Cuban

a person who camps on a roof in an First Person Shooter

"that dude was such a roof cuban the whole match! i mean, he never came down!"

Hey, Dane! quit being a friggin roof cuban and get down and fight like a man!

by SovietYurik November 15, 2010

Rex roof

Rex roof there’s no one alike him. He has a lot of energy and will never give up.
He has feelings for everyone but he keeps them in. And if you start beef be prepared because he ain’t going to let the crow fly. he is nice just don’t get on his bad side girls they say or your a enemy for life time.he’s a highly intelligent respected person.

“Defined Rex Roof would rather have loyalty love love

by Trippieroof March 24, 2021

snow on the roof

Gray hair on the head.

John had snow on the roof, but he still managed to date a lot of much younger women.

by Mamdfm May 10, 2015

Roof Nugget

Is a man who lives in a small town called Perkinsfield who owns a roofing business.
A man that never wants to pay you, but if he does pay you he shorts his guys like God short him on height.

Worker 1: Hey you here about the bosses ex wife?
Worker 2: Nope
Worker 1: He came home one night to catch her in a hot tub with a women.
Worker 2: He didnt join in?
Worker 1: No he stormed out scared and divorced her.
Worker 3: Fucking roof nugget.

by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017