Octopussy

An eight sided vagina.

Bob: Dude, you see Octopussy?
Steve: Yeah, at the freak show last week!
Bob: What?

by TexasSandman13 February 28, 2009

octopussy

veronika paar.... a girl with a stickyyy grosss vaginaa. gets fingered by weird kids.

guy 1- dude i fingered veronika in the library yesterday
guy 2- dudee i heard she had a serious octopussy
guy 1- yeah man it felt like squishy tentacles were eating my hand
guy 2- thats just not right, man

by thegirlyouateforbreakfast December 30, 2009

Octopussy

A vagine capable of popping out eight little rugrats. Very rare indeed; the product of a Beverly Hills mad scientist.

Yo, did you hear about that whack doc who created Octopussy? The entire medical community is going to be probing him soon! I hear it will be on Pay-per-view.

by VespaRules February 11, 2009

Octopussy

An octopus like organism that dwells in the cookies of young transexual women. whenever the subject is seeking stimulation during the night, the octopussy will delve deeper into the cookie dough that it has burrowed in and wrap its 70 tentacles around the walls of the meat sack and start massaging and pulsating causing the subject to experience multiple orgasims and can even distort the mind into creating a dream where the subject in question will begin to fantasize about her grandmother. Once the first rays of dawn begin to show, the Octopussy will crawl out of its habitat and absorb all of the subject's liquids out of her bedsheets. This mutualistic relationship is the result of hormonic, slutty whores.

Woah.... what happened last night, my insides are buzzing and I feel.... wet? I feel dirty, guess I'll have to cancel happy hour for a shower. *man bursts in*
TWAS THE OCTOPUSSY

by Anne of Gables September 4, 2010

octopus

An eight women orgy.

Had an octopus last night. Couldn't keep it up.

by VicVickerson December 25, 2016

octopus cuddle

When you get as tangled as possible while cuddling.

Me and my boyfriend love to octopus cuddle

by Yssarg June 18, 2017

octopus beak

An act in which someone inserts two pistachio shells into their anus, and by clenching their sphincter, pinches an unsuspecting enemy with the pistachio shells poking out from their anus.

Ouch Dale! That Octopus Beak is gonna leave a mark!

by Swampmoose February 14, 2018