one of the best "news" shows ever. John Stewart is the host. Main subjects are controversial politics and pop culture. Very witty and very entertaining. 4.95 out of 5 stars ****.++
by just some girl March 25, 2005
Get the the daily showmug. a truly awsome show. I agree with what everyone else has posted on this, cept for this guy. I just had to say this lol...
"Some people, also known as "major contributors to the downfall of America", actually use it as their only source of news. No, you stupid faggots, it is not the only reliable news source, because it is on fucking Comedy Central. Jesus Christ, even Jon Stewart knows this."
"its limp-wristed commie fanboys should all be kicked in the nuts"
I guess us fans are now communists, and homosexuals. What next? terrorists!? Better yet, "major contributors to the downfall of America" Dude, if ANYONE is contributing to the 'downfall of America', its you.
The only thing that could top off this post was his name: o_rly_factor
Of COURSE the guy who puts down a good quality show and its fans, loves a show where the host is an arrogant asshole who doesnt know anything about hosting a good intellectual debate, but only badgering the guests that disagree with him.
"Some people, also known as "major contributors to the downfall of America", actually use it as their only source of news. No, you stupid faggots, it is not the only reliable news source, because it is on fucking Comedy Central. Jesus Christ, even Jon Stewart knows this."
"its limp-wristed commie fanboys should all be kicked in the nuts"
I guess us fans are now communists, and homosexuals. What next? terrorists!? Better yet, "major contributors to the downfall of America" Dude, if ANYONE is contributing to the 'downfall of America', its you.
The only thing that could top off this post was his name: o_rly_factor
Of COURSE the guy who puts down a good quality show and its fans, loves a show where the host is an arrogant asshole who doesnt know anything about hosting a good intellectual debate, but only badgering the guests that disagree with him.
by mitchapalooza October 11, 2005
Get the the daily showmug. When you're addicted to prostitutes and take them daily into a parking garage to park your peen in their spleen (if ya know what I mean).
by Lightningthing June 16, 2014
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Aye subscribe to their YouTube tho, and you'll never miss out on some new shade
Aye subscribe to their YouTube tho, and you'll never miss out on some new shade
by Adventurer bitch May 25, 2016
Get the daily teamug. 
A crew of great people in twitter who posts about facts about their favorite things, characters, etc:
by Urbanraider June 2, 2021
Get the Daily Crewmug. Basic:
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.
Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.
Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching
Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.
Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.
Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching
Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching
E.g. 1
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?
Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...
E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching
Wife: Me neither
Husband: Oh shit..
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?
Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...
E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching
Wife: Me neither
Husband: Oh shit..
by Linguistical! July 7, 2011
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