Oofers

When something just hits you very hard both physically or mentally. A more extreme version of oof.

Person A: My dad just died of cancer
Person B: Oof, I feel you man my parents both died of cancer
Person A: Press F, oofers

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

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by Super Loves Cakes June 18, 2022

ofier

beautiful and well giving. sometimes can be a bit bitchy but gets away with it. she is very intelectual and fits in with a big group of people. she is well liked and has alot of friends. she is also sexy and knows how to get around guys.she has her enemies but its only because she knows to defend herself.she wont let people push her around. ever.

ofier is over there, isnt she beautiful?

by silverxx April 5, 2010

Offensive eating

When sharing a limited amount of food or snacks with one or several of your (often fat) friends, the technique Offensive eating must be adopted.

Offensive eating include activities such as: eating as fast as you can, grabbing huge amounts at a time, hiding away parts for later - all to ensure you get more than your friend(s), or at least the same amount as them. Several degrees of offensive eating exist - the most affective (but also the most obvious to your friends) are licking the entire serving. Be aware: This technique will probably not work on fatties, southerners or poor people.

Host 1: Shit bro, Kenny is coming over later and all we have is one bag of chips...
Host 2: Prepare for some serious offensive eating - Kenny is Louisiana trailer-trash...

by Yeah, I´m talking to you! April 20, 2011

Offentertain

(v.) To provide entertainment that is specifically meant to offend someone, the audience or a particular group.

Person 1: Have you seen The Book of Mormon musical?
Person 2: No, will it offentertain me?
Person 1: Yes. It is peak offentertainment.
Person 2: Excellent.

by NearlyOutOfMilk November 7, 2017

zone offense

A strategy employed by a group of males at a crowded bar. Members of the group strategically disperse themselves around the bar to pick up females in their particular vicinity.

I got two phone numbers during our zone offense last night.

by T.I.S.F January 11, 2009

pissed offedness

The state of being pissed off.

Sorry bro, I didnt mean to interrupt your pissed offedness.

by achaeon May 30, 2010