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triangle offense

a sexual saying.
meaning.. a guy will be hitting a womans vaginal left wall, then take it up.. knock the bottom out.. then bring it to the right wall.. then bring it back across to the left wall. technically making the shape of a triangle.. hitting all of her major points.
"yo, i got that triangle offense boo" or "tonight ima be giving shorty that triangle offense ya digg?"
by C.Mo January 12, 2008
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sexual offender

How de fuk is there no definition 4 dis shit
by Wagwan man December 4, 2017
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repeat offender

Any person who has the annoying habit of re-telling the same joke, repeating a phrase, or repeatedly singing a song while intoxicated.
OMG Ted was such a repeat offender with that lame-ass joke he told 100 times when he was hammered last night. I wanted to punch him in the face!
by mimiparker May 10, 2010
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My nipples are offended

Term used when pet peeves are violated; "I don't like what you're doing."

Allows a person to reply "calm your tits."
Sara: *smacks lips*
Joey: My nipples are offended.

*In a crowded area*
Michael: *is repeatedly pushed into Sam*
Sam: My nipples are very offended right now.
Anna: Woah, calm your tits!
by LuxLupis February 12, 2013
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Offense

to help a friend out with a member of the opposite sex by "talking them up"; A wingman will play offense for his buddy to help him get laid
Bro 1: "Dude that girl is so hot, play offense for me!"
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Bro 2 (to girl): "Hey what's up, have you met my friend Bro 1? He's captain of the football team and thinks you're pretty cute. You should talk to him"

Girl: "OMG OK"
by courthouse September 11, 2013
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Offense spending

The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.
The Repukes want to cut government spending but refuse to cut Offense spending.
by Kopernikus November 7, 2010
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sexual sex offender

Fam: Dude did you get any sleep last night
You: Nah I saw a sexual sex offender
by Denys Swag September 2, 2019
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