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Morbidly Obese 

To be so fat that your life has no worth. Hiding candy thoughtout one's room is a sign of being obese, but blaming others for it makes one morbidly obese.

If your only purpose in life to making CO2 and turning food into feces
My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.
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A state in which a previously fat person crosses over into requiring a disability scooter to move more than 15ft.
Look at that obese fucker, didn't he realize he was fat and stop eating before he required a mobility scooter
Obese by VanNostrilBoy April 8, 2010
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cool dude who loves Jesus, can sing, and has the potential to accomplish anything he sets his mind to. develops big crushes on girls who's names start with N. he will never be duplicated, once he's gone, there will never be another.
Obed
obed by chickenscratch03 March 4, 2012

Obeseiditis 

obese-eh-die-tis
the disease of being tremendously fat. this term is usually used to gain sympathy for ones self.
excuses, excuses=[
"woah your a fat ass!!!"

"its not my fault i have obeseiditis"

"oh i am so sorry!!!heres a twinkie!"

"thank you that helps so much!!"
Obeseiditis by boney_babes December 25, 2007

obese twafag 

An extremely obese chain-smoker who has a head that resembles a vagina.
Ross is such an obese twafag! LOLOLOLOLOL

Obeej Meej 

A name of endearment for an obese midget.
John: Holy shit.. look at this streamer billy!
*Watches a LosPollosTV stream*
Billy: He’s an obeej meej!
Obeej Meej by DiamondPull December 21, 2018
for obesity see; Sharon Muxworthy
obesity by filfy1988 January 13, 2009