Obed

A 35 minute nap on the toilet bowl, when one should be working.
An O bed.

Brb, gonna take an obed.

by Ptoot July 25, 2025

DEX oB

DEX oB is a competitive gamer as well as a team Manager of Team Obey(A Professional Console Gaming Team) which is currently competing in the MLG Professional Circuit.

DEX Gaming Bio:
Twitter: @dexbadgett
★Former Pro CS 1.6 Player/Manager
→Past Teams: Mug N Mouse, Green Berets, Enervate
★Former Action Half Life Player
→Team: Invincible Elements #3 Overall Worldwide
★Former Gamesurge mIRC Support Admin

DEX oB is a competitive gamer as well as a team Manager of Team Obey(A Professional Console Gaming Team) which is currently competing in the MLG Professional Circuit

You can contact DEX:
Twitter: @dexbadgett
Youtube: dexbadgett
AIM: DexSC86

by DEXoB May 7, 2011

OB

Old bitches

Key: I went on this date with a girl that's older than me
James: You gotta stop dating OBs

by luhKey January 19, 2025

ob

ob is like the blood spread on Natbotjuice's hands

damn, ob

by QuarthE November 13, 2021

oB

it stands for: oh BITCH

A: omg do you see her ass?
B: oB she thicc

by pradabae May 25, 2020

OB-GYN

Old Bitch Getting Young Ni--as.

Oh Shirley? She going with Ray Ray. Girl, she forty and he ain't even twenty! She's an OB-GYN! What? She a Old Bitch Gettin Young Ni--as!

by anonymous August 7, 2025

Obed Is Cool

'Obed' stands for 'Oh no! Our table, It's broken' and 'Is' is an english word 'Is' NAH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!

THEREFORE, 'IT MEANS OH NO! OUR TABLE, IT'S BROKEN.'

FOR EXAMPLE:- 'OBED IS COOL BUT A KID CRIES.' AND 'THIS KID IS CRYING BECAUSE OBED IS COOL.'

by OKAY KID January 22, 2024