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Newton North Carolina 

Founded long long ago and stolen by the white man. Only the chosen few live in the legandary town where most girls look like mystical creatures and only some are doable.

I.E. To have a massivle large penis

the north carolina trio of the damned 

idiots, transplants, and bubbas all living together as one
Guy 1: Hey I was thinkin about heading to Cape Carteret this weekend, what do you think?
Guy 2: Why in the name of ever-loving fuck would you go the the epicenter of the north carolina trio of the damned.

Raging hot North Carolina stuffed pepper 

When you’re fucking some greasy chick and you both have herpes and gonorrhoea she proceeds to shit on your dick and then licks it up
Boy 1 : Dude I got a raging hot North Carolina stuffed pepper yesterday
Boy 2: That’s nasty man get the f**k away from me

High point, North Carolina 

AKA “Little” Chicago Or HiRaq. Known for its gun violence, gang activity & Furniture.
Oh you’re visiting High Point, North Carolina ... be safe!

wilkes county, north carolinia 

The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County
Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.

NorthCarolina 

North of South Carolina. Missing a space between the words. Is south. For some weird reason, everyone thinks North Carolinians have a southern accent, when we don't. Cause we're north. Home to the Cape Fear Colts, Colt country! However, NorthCarolina is south of South Dakota. West Virginia is sort of west of NorthCarolina. New Mexico is newer than NorthCarolina. Not sure about New Hampshire and New York though. Also, NorthCarolina is north of the equator, and north of the South Pole. But it isn't so north that it's above the North Pole, cause the North pole be like north north.
NorthCarolina is actually south of South Korea, even though NorthCarolina should be north, and South Korea should be south, but it be like that sometimes.
NorthCarolina by NorthNorth November 21, 2018