nookser

Nookser (newk ser): The part of a seat belt, harness, or other restraining device that goes in between the legs.

When we took a ride on the sky swing, there was a nookser that prevented us from slipping under the seat belt.

by BlinkingBlythe September 15, 2008

norkle

a man with a rather large nose, both in length and width.

Struth, have a look at that blokes norkle. He could go scuba diving with that thing.

by FrenjaminBanklins January 17, 2016

norktastic

simply congregruity between the word norkand the abbreviated word fantastic.
Meaning 'tits that are fantastic'.

1."Say Chesne, check out the rack on that munter, ok she looks like a Scottish Mastiff having a heart attack in a barrel of kippers, but the juggs sure are norktastic"

2.Lindsay NoHands

3.A drunken moment when your watching Jumpin Jack Flash when Whoopie's skirt is getting shredded and you almost hope those nuggs of her flop out.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish July 11, 2007

noks

Strange, Russian, color-blind thing; has very little grasp of English language; pronounces "allegory" as "uh-LEG-ory" and compares babies to being "...like monkies;" is fond of the term chia waaa

If Russia were full of people like Noks, well, it's no wonder they can't overpower the fricking Ukraine.

by sedaris March 31, 2005

norka

A word that is a NON-Racist way to say Nucca, as nucca can be derived as racist. Made up by a white person, but can be used by all of the races.

Used mostly to your call friends.

"Hey norka, how you been?"
"Man, quit playin' norka."

by James Norka April 5, 2004

Norsemen

Norse invaders, the vikings. See hung like a norse.

Ever hear that Iron Maiden song Invaders? It was first track on number of the beast.



"Victims of the mighty norsemeeeeeeeeeeen!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Nork

A person who is not only nerdy, but also dorky.

You're such a nork!

by ImEmthespellerHOKAY July 31, 2011