Nonce

You

Hey did you see that guy, I think he was a nonce
You mean you saw yourself

by Penultimate Pear December 24, 2019

Nonce

Someone who's an idiot.

Harry,you're such a fucking nonce!

by Cutiebae1011 December 28, 2019

Nonce

I ain’t afraid of no nonce

Aideen smyth is a nonce

by F ye anyway August 13, 2019

nonce

a nonce is the uk slang for a pedophile

for example: my science teacher is a nonce

by elermenopee February 8, 2020

Nonce

A nonce is typically an old man that enjoys spending too much time with their grandchildren. They tend to drink tea and eat 6 biscuits at a time, only giving the grandchildren half of one. Some popular nonce names may include; “Stephen, Keith, John, Huitson, Huey45, Wild Bill Hickock and last but not least Stoneycroft.”

Grandad texting Grandson 1: “in the bath, not sending pics to prove, almost sick in shorts.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”

by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020

nonce

GREG PAUL.
eg. he kissed a minor and his mentally challenged fucking idiotic son posted it on youtube.

Niko Omilana: Say n-o-n c-a-y
Shannon Briggs: Im a NONCE! LETS GO CHAMP!

by "Don't use your real name." February 18, 2020

Nonce

A person who drink milk regularly and purely out of personal choice

Is he drinking milk out of the carton?! What a nonce!

by anonymous November 11, 2020