Noah is the greatest guy in the world. The typical Noah is tall and wears mostly tshirts and hoodies. He has an amazing sense of humour and can make anyone laugh. It's not hard to tell that Noah is extremely intelligent. He's also attractive in every way possible. Noah views himself as annoying, but he is the complete opposite. He's an amazing person to be around, and he can get along with just about anyone. Did I mention he's REALLY hot? He is. Noah is the perfect guy.
Unfortunately, the only person who realised all this before he turned 16 is his girlfriend who is not good enough for him. Noah deserves better, but he doesn't know that because he thinks he's garbage. Nobody really knows why he thinks this because he can get practically anyone to date him.
In conclusion, if you find a Noah that's single, dedicate all of your effort into trying to date him. Trust me, it'll be worth it.
Unfortunately, the only person who realised all this before he turned 16 is his girlfriend who is not good enough for him. Noah deserves better, but he doesn't know that because he thinks he's garbage. Nobody really knows why he thinks this because he can get practically anyone to date him.
In conclusion, if you find a Noah that's single, dedicate all of your effort into trying to date him. Trust me, it'll be worth it.
by That one clingy chick November 30, 2018
Get the Noahmug. Noah is an absolute TURKEY, with bare hoes. Noah is an absolute player and loves to watch Netflix while he's on facetime with you. Even though Noah makes you put up with all of his bullshit. He is extremely kind and easy to talk to, as well he is hella cute and attractive. Noah likes to do stupid shit that he knows he shouldn't do, he loves to get himself in trouble and break rules.
by Soccer4life⚽️ July 15, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah Has the biggest dick ever, and is straight as hell. He is very edgy and funny. He's loyal and not a fuckboy. He is italian and the best friend. He is the baddest nigga alive...
Guy: Is that Noah?
Guy2: Yeah!!! I heard he got sucked off by the hottest girl in senior year!
Guy: That man my nigga
Guy2: Yeah!!! I heard he got sucked off by the hottest girl in senior year!
Guy: That man my nigga
by Lickyletippy December 24, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah is nice, athletic, super funny, loves baseball and will do any thing for his girlfriend he’s one of the hottest guys you’ll ever meet and he’s definitely one of the sweetest guys you’ll ever meet he’s a great best friend sometimes weird but we all love he weirdness he’s super friendly and is best friends with girls and guys he will cheer you up when ever your sad and is the best boy friend any girl could ever ask for if you get the chance to meet a Noah I’ll know you’ll love him the way I do. NEVER EVER let him go you’ll DEFINITELY regret it
by Anonymous2213 June 10, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah is one of the most amazing people you could ever know. No matter how bad his personal world gets, he will ALWAYS be there for you. He's an amazing friend and if you get him romantically, WHEW YOU'RE LUCKY. He can make your eyes drip from crying out of happiness but can also turn you on like a lightswitch. When he finds someone he loves,he will not leave them no matter what,unless asked to. He's so attractive and is perfect inside and out. He can light up your day in a matter of seconds.
by stupidbozo<3 February 18, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Friend: claims he can survive on a raft in the middle of the ocean and start an advanced civilisation from scratch
Me: dude you think you’re Noah or something
Me: dude you think you’re Noah or something
by Pewkiplier November 20, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Noah is the most kind and caring person you will ever meet .He is the most attractive person ever with grey shining eyes (that you get lost staring into)his wavy brown hair and his sexyyy abs but he will never admit any of this .When he is tired his croaky,low voice makes you melt and he is even more romantic than he is normally is.His perverted and sexual sense of humour is hilarious .He has many amazing talents including multiple sports (probably why he is so fit)especially track however taking hints of girls is deffo not one of them sadly.However he is always there when you need him and a simple simile from him can make your day more way better.Noah is rlly funny and can make even the saddest people simile .Getting the chance to date a noah is everyones dream so if you get one love him with all your heart.LY NOAH,
by ilovemyself635718 September 5, 2019
Get the Noahmug.