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Nolan

Has a large penis compared to other males. Good sense of fashion and humor. Fun to be around, dresses nice but isn't a straight edge motha FUCKA. He will still blast yo bitch ass. If you're a girl you'll know he coming for dat pussy. He isn't afraid to fuck up yo man and then give her a nice big D.
He pulled a Nolan and fucked my girl. But it's cool, he is Nolan

My girl doesn't like when I Nolan (swag)
by Gangbanger4lyfe January 5, 2014
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Niman

A double of any alcoholic beverage or an extra large portion of a drink.
"I'll have a niman vodka soda".
by James Lloyd Taylor August 13, 2008
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To boldly go where no man has gone before

Take the virginity of a Trekie (usually a female).

The phrase is of unknown origin but it seems that it comes from the "franchise" of Star Trek porn parodies such as "Sex Trek: the next penetration" and "Where no man has cum before".
Fred: Hey, you know what? I slept with Janice last night!

Bob: No! Janice the Trekie?

Fred: Yeah..

Bob: That's what I call "To boldly go where no man has gone before"!
by Adam Nonymus June 19, 2009
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Nolan

Nolan a very good person usually a bit on the thick and sensitive side.You and Nolan may get in fights but everything will go fine
Person1:Wow Nolan is nice.
Person2:yes.
by Thatboicoolman October 18, 2019
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nolan'd

to be killed on an online video game in a shameful manner.
john: damn you see garry just got owned by that level 36
billy: damn rofl he must feel like a retard
john: lool he just got nolan'd
by garrylikespie August 24, 2009
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Nolan

A person who deserves better and is the cutest person ever #nolandolan ♥️
Fan girl: Nolan deserves better

Fan girl 2: yeah his brothers treat him like shit.

(I just got bored )
by Caca :) June 6, 2018
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The Old Nolan

The exploits of Nolan, a man who's sexual prowess, ability to consume large amounts of alcohol, and the deeds he performs during these bouts of intoxication have made him famous around the world. The legend of "The Old Nolan" is an act that occurs when a man and a woman are having anal sex while in the shower. The act happens when a man pounds his woman partner so hard that she loses control of her bowls during the mans recoil (the backward momentum of a gun when discharged), leaving fecal matter on the shower floor. The turd must then be disposed of so the man makes the woman perform the drain stomp to force the poop down the drain, having a similar effect to making spaghetti out of play-doh. Luckily this occurs in the shower which results in momentary disgust and immediate clean-up.
We were both all sweaty after having wild animalistic sex, so we moved into the shower. Things picked up again and I ended up stickin my flesh musket into her mud tunnel, next thing I know I'm pulling out and she defecated on the floor. It was then that I realized that I've just joined the ranks of elite group of men who have successfully performed The Old Nolan.
by Old Nolan October 23, 2012
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