Throw a muffin

To consciously neglect responsibilities or planned work to "fuck around," so to speak; subcontexts may include but are not limited to: drinking, getting high, literally throwing a muffin, etc...

Yo fuck this. You down to throw a muffin?

by CrackedCrayon September 24, 2019

Throws Salad

A baseball pitcher that doesn't throw with much velocity, and instead relies on a lot of off-speed/breaking balls. The reference is to the "Salad Shooter" appliance that, despite the action-oriented name, lightly spews out lettuce, carrots and other salad ingredients.

Aw man! That guy's pitching tonight? He throws salad...he couldn't strike ME out!

by xxxcubs September 23, 2015

Throw a rope

A contiguous cumshot resembling a rope thrown from a boat. Typically thick in nature and impressive.

Dude, that Peter North sure can throw a rope.

by thepoodlebites February 25, 2009

throw hands

to fight with someone

Im going to throw hands with that guy.

by orlando0617 April 21, 2009

throwing yogurt

ejaculating, especially from masturbation. (from the resemblance of semen to yogurt and the up and down motion of the hand causing it to seem as if the yogurt has been thrown instead of ejaculated)

I always throw yogurt before a hot date to take the edge off.

by yogemaster April 15, 2005

Throw a bitch

To throw a fit or a tantrum

"Jeez, man, calm down. Don't throw a bitch."

by heyschmexy November 08, 2011

throwing shots

To make a negative comment towards someone; to diss.

(The releasing of comments made to injure.)

Sean: My sneakers are fly as hell
Jay: I may have seen chickens flying higher than your shoes
Sean: Yo, stop throwing shots.

by lemonysalt February 22, 2012