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the waving neighbor 

the waving neighbor is when a guy is banging a girl in front of a window and has one of his friends hiding in the closet, and they perform a swtich without her knowing allowing the original partner to walk outside knock on the window and wave.
the other day me and my friend pulled the waving neighbor and it ended successfully with no black eyes
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shiteth thy neighbor 

To shat on someones lawn, for the purposes of their dog shat on yours. Also the strong chance that they are an ignorant bastard who did something to your property.
(Trimmed trees, and left trimming amongst yours)
(Didn't call the city to flag gas lines and electric lines which in turn, made you flee your street, by chance of explosion, which in turn made you spend hundreds of dollars at a store that you so boredly went to in the mishappening)
Damn, that guy who lives next to us was mowing his lawn at 3 in the morning, go shiteth thy neighbor

ex-door neighbor 

Someone you know who used to live right next to you.
Tim (to Alex): What's up?
Tom (to Tim): Do you even know that dude?
Tim (to Tom): Heck yes, he's my ex-door neighbor, we used to hang out sometimes.
ex-door neighbor by John319 August 26, 2007

randi's next door neighbor 

some fat bitch who wears really short shorts and allows her giant muffin top to hang over them
That girl with the muffin top is like randi's next door neighbor

Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!

When you ask your neighbor for some sugar, and really you just want them to come over to have some sticky sweaty sex, or make some sweet, sugary love.
"Hey there... I have a huge favor to ask..."
"Sure, what do you need?"
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!
"I'll be right over with some C&H!"

The Neighbor's Kid 

pewdiepie

pewds.

It's pewds

how's it goin' bros, my name is PewDiePie

T-Series what? No. PewDiePie king of YouTube forever. *AOuUhOuGh!*

XD ;)
Pewds is "the neighbor's kid," Felix isn't.
The Neighbor's Kid by LEVOS December 2, 2020

Hey neighbor 

A phrase said when spotting an attractive female or male, or when aware that your partner, or somebody else has an erection that is visible (usually female to male, or homosexual men to each other". Also a greeting to one's neighbor.
Bobby: hey, dude looks over there at that girl!
Joe: Hey there neighbor!

Or,

Sally: /sits down on lap and feels a lump,
Sally: hey neighbor!
Hey neighbor by Jadeybear July 28, 2009