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neandertoe

The physical condition in which a person's toe closest to the big toe is longer than the big toe itself.
Julie can't wear sandles because her neandertoe is so long that it hangs over the sandle.
by Mr. Mc G September 27, 2007
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tame the neanderthal

Practice of removing body hair that most women don't need to remove, like the tops of feet or lower back. Removing hair in regions that women don't have unless they're neaderthals.
Man, my toe hair is getting bushy again... I better go tame the neanderthal.
by Dori C. December 12, 2008
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Chutya Nandan

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Bhencho Vo Ladka Nikli, Mera Chutya Nandan Ho Gaya!
by rishugang September 12, 2020
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Neanderthal Girl

A (COPYRIGHTED) term which originally referenced one unfortunate teenage girl who strongly resembles a Cro-Magnon female in appearance. Now used as a nickname to describe any female who resembles a Neanderthal, but to distinguish from the original Neanderthal Girl, the town is added to the name. Example: PCNG (Port Charlotte Neanderthal Girl).
None of them can beat the original though.
The mythological residence of the so-called "Modern-Day Neanderthals" is a place called "Neanderpines" supposedly located near Tampa, Florida. However, in real life, these Cro-Magnon lookalikes can be found in any community across America, though the original, and many others, are found in south Florida.
Some common characteristics of Neanderthal Girls include, but are not limited to, the following: Extremely bushy eyebrows (or a unibrow); protruding brow bones; crooked, yellow, or just plain BAD teeth; an overly large and misshapen nose; really ratty, greasy, frizzy, unkempt hair; a protruding and/or overly square jaw; short stature; and possible (though not proven) uncanny ability to hunt and make stone tools, with little knowledge of agriculture as it prefers a more primitive method of hunting and gathering.
Personality wise, they are annoying, intelligent but hopelessly lacking in the common sense department, irritatingly random, and think they are attractive.
The theme song of Neanderthals everywhere:
"I'm a Neanderthal man, you're a Neanderthal girl, let's make Neanderthal love, in this Neanderthal world."

"Where can you see Neanderthals? Only in Neanderpines."
by PLAH January 3, 2006
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Nanda

A very tall and funny girl that knows how to call your attention as no one. You can't resist her charms.
See ya in a bit Nanda. K ÜS SEe!
by Ayuryari November 27, 2021
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Neanderthan November

The holiday of manliness. A month with out shaving.
Must shave on October 31 before midnight, then you will not shave til December. The ladies can join this by not shaving their legs.
Did you hear Charles and Jeff are participating in Neanderthan November?
by itsNickP December 9, 2008
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