jack napkin

Napkin to wipe semen on when masturbating.

Guy 1: Man, what is this sticky napkin?
Guy 2: Dude, that's my jack napkin!

by kiwi289 December 23, 2008

bitch napkin

A person who continuously listens to another person bitch and complain. They are bored and annoyed but never call the other person out on the bitchy behavior. This is either because (a) they are afraid of confrontation, or (b) they receive a false sense of themselves as especially compassionate or heroic. In either case, they soak up the bitchy vibes and are, simply put, a bitch napkin. LR

A: You really gotta stop listening to him complain so much about how his tacos taste when he dips them in milk - you're just being a total bitch napkin.

Dude's sponsee does nothing but complain. Dude needs to sack up and stop being a bitch napkin.

by anonymous September 13, 2020

Buttery napkin

The art of covering a napkin with a whole sachet of butter then sticking it to someone's back.

He got hit with a buttery napkin

by Top Bantz Antz March 13, 2017

pussy napkin

Someone who goes out of their way to commit actions that only a true pussy would do; a person who attempts to gain revenge in a pussy way after something meaningless has been done to them

"Hey...those kids hacked my facebook. Let's sue them in court." - Pussy

"You're a fucking pussy napkin." - Lawyer

by PredatorDrk April 20, 2011

wet napkin

a sexual act where a couple is in the doggie style position. when the male is ready to release his load he does so in the females hair (side note: female must have long hair for this to work). after said semen is in her hair you take it and slam it against the wall and her hair sticks like a wet napkin.

shoulda gave that bitcha wet napkin!

by bigdaddyhoss February 8, 2010

shit on a napkin

phrase: a term used to denote a state of extreme depression or displeasure.

Erik: That Econ test was such a shit on a napkin!

Emily: How was yesterday's party?
Jesus: I feel like I shat on a napkin.

Joe: This burger is like shit on a napkin.

by jee213 October 25, 2010

Napkin Nigger

Derogative stereotypical typecasting to describe a person from the Indian subcontinent in a hateful manner where said "napkin" refers to turbans worn mostly by Sikh men. The "nigger" part refers to the typical indian skincolor and the (mostly) low socioeconomic status of most Indian males, thus hinting at their low wages and thus linking it to wage slavery.

"No, your code is NOT up to standard, you stupid napkin nigger!!" .. God damnit, I should have never outsourced this project to those incompetent Indian fucks...

by cappie2000 April 21, 2017