Flappy napkin

What a woman on her period experiences while skydiving in her underwear

Wow, my pad wasn’t on straight that last jump and I had quite the flappy napkin.

by Mute8s May 26, 2023

flappy napkin

What happens to a woman who’s skydiving in her underwear while on her period.

Wow, I had quite the flappy napkin my last jump. Next time I won’t use a pad with wings.

by Mute8s May 26, 2023

pussy napkin

Someone who goes out of their way to commit actions that only a true pussy would do; a person who attempts to gain revenge in a pussy way after something meaningless has been done to them

"Hey...those kids hacked my facebook. Let's sue them in court." - Pussy

"You're a fucking pussy napkin." - Lawyer

by PredatorDrk April 20, 2011

wet napkin

a sexual act where a couple is in the doggie style position. when the male is ready to release his load he does so in the females hair (side note: female must have long hair for this to work). after said semen is in her hair you take it and slam it against the wall and her hair sticks like a wet napkin.

shoulda gave that bitcha wet napkin!

by bigdaddyhoss February 8, 2010

shit on a napkin

phrase: a term used to denote a state of extreme depression or displeasure.

Erik: That Econ test was such a shit on a napkin!

Emily: How was yesterday's party?
Jesus: I feel like I shat on a napkin.

Joe: This burger is like shit on a napkin.

by jee213 October 25, 2010

pink napkin

the act of stabbing one's balls while ejaculating into a white cloth or napkin. the mixture of blood and semen results in a light pink color, hence the name "pink napkin".

Guy #1: I really want to try out some new masturbation techniques.
Guy #2: Have you tried the pink napkin?
Guy #1: No thanks, I'm planning on having kids someday.

by Rayrb June 15, 2011

banana napkin

An cloth used to wipe up excess semen after ejaculation.

Dude did you see that one porn video? You know... The one where the guy uses a banana napkin?

by Tyler March 7, 2005