Fuck on my dick

"Fuck on my dick" is a term used when you want to sound like a fucking G who claps bitches cheeks on the daily. This can also be used when your homie is down and you need to cheer him up.

"Franklin you bitch, i got fuck on my dick"
"Yo homie, it'll be all good. Fuck Jessica, you need some fuck on your dick'

by nukefart14 October 15, 2019

Thumpin' my dick

Expression also known as yanking your chain or just effing with you.

Bro I just met Jesse Jane!

Me- what!? are you thumpin' my dick right now?!

by Lost sheep February 21, 2015

Bitches on my dick

When a bunch of girls are having sex with that nice penis of yours.

Finally, I got rid of my ol’ yee-yee ass haircut, so now I can get some bitches on my dick!

by DatOneJoker478 October 1, 2022

Tippin on my dick

When you place a top hat on a penis and it tips to the side.

Dude, I was high class last night, I was tippin on my dick.

by herropreaserobby March 16, 2010

Shit on my Dick

A common expression shouted when a serious offense has occured, such as looking down after a long session of butt sex, to find shit on your dick, or finding that your roomate ate all the skittles.

Guy 1"Where the fuck are my skittles?"

Guy 2"Whats that, on your erect penis?'

Guy 1"Shit on my Dick!"

by StanofCourse September 22, 2011

My dick is big

It really really really really really really BIG

My dick is big and long as a mile

by ZDOGNATION( Waylon) August 26, 2019

Suck my dick

When this bitch eat yo dick

Suck my dick bitch u a eater

by Slob master July 24, 2019