dick muncher

A person who is such a dick that they might as well have one in their mouth.

John, don't be such a dick muncher.

by Eko-v-3.0 January 9, 2020

Pipe Muncher

A pipe muncher is a human/rodent. They do not wear clothes and are very wrinkly. Pipe munchers d'well in the walls of peoples home and munch on pipes as well as scratch oh the walls. They tend to sound like animals such as cats and or dogs scratching somewhere in your house. Pipe munchers come out predominantly at night to munch on pipes.

The Pipe muncher is munching on the pipes again.
Do you hear scratching, it must be the pipe muncher.

by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

pipe muncher

A pipe muncher is a human/rodent that lives in everyones walls. They come out at night and munch on pipes and scratch at walls. They steal pets and raise them as new pipe munchers. You will occasionally see them peeping through vents at night.

Wow look at that huge pipe muncher. its so munchy.

by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

Coke muncher

A human who has an addiction to Coke (; Side effects may include, retardism, shortness and even lickarse syndrome. There are many alternative phrases, some being: 'google translate', 'wallhopper', 'taco merchant'. Is known for their incredible thievery skills especially when it comes to food and backpacks

-Pronunciation:
-Daviiiiiiiid-wanna-be

Fail-E: "Where is my bag?"
Coke Muncher: "jajaja bitch"

by Fail. E December 3, 2021

Coleslaw muncher

Really white person

Guy 1: shut the fuck up coleslaw muncher

by Joeballs2.0 December 15, 2022

Baby pipe muncher

A baby pipe muncher starts off as a missing pet. A full grown pipe muncher will steal a pet to be raised as a baby pipe muncher. The baby pipe muncher will be put into a new home when full grown. They shadow the adult pipe muncher until they are old enough to get their own houses walls and munch on pipes. As young pipe munchers they lick the pipes clean for the adult pipe munchers.

1. Omg look it's a baby pipe muncher.
2. Look at the baby pipe muncher licking the pipes.
3. Wow what a lovely baby pipe muncher.

by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

SPUNK MUNCHER

person (male) that is a suspected pink oboe player

elton john is a spunk muncher

by phat phuck June 27, 2003