Baltimore Club Music

A type of house music that has 130 BPM, influences from R&B, rap, crunk, 80s synths, techno, and rock, samples that one wouldn't expect to make a song from, such as President Bush's stutter in a recent speech of his, and allows people to dance their pain away while inticing fights and moshpits at the same time. Early examples of Baltimore Club took influence from Miami Booty Bass and Chicago House, such as "It's Time for The Perculator" and "Too Much Booty in the Pants", while more recent examples exude the aforementioned characteristics.

One can dance to Baltimore Club Music in almost anyway imaginable: a shoulder lean, a snap and a pop, a 1-2 step.
However, two of the most prominent types of dancing for Baltimore Club Music are the "Crazy Legs" and the "Spongebob", which can be demonstrated if one searches for "Baltimore Rockin" on Youtube. Dancing to club music is often called "Rockin' Off" or "Shakin' Off".

Note: Baltimore Club Music is a distant cousin to gogo, even though most that listen to BCM dislike gogo calling it, often times, "a waste of six minutes".

Oblivious Clubhopper: "What's that annoying African chant from Michael Jackson stuck on repeat for? I can actually vibe to it now!!!"
Baltimore Club Head: "Oh, that's Baltimore Club Music. And, by the way, it's Mamasay Mamasa Mamacusa. Let me call K-Swift on the 92Q-Lines and request Hands Up, Thumbs Down so I can start rockin' off."

by J dot Speed December 7, 2006

musicphile

A person who thoroughly enjoys listening to a wide selection of music, and varied musical genres.

Harvey has mp3's of Mozart, Cannibal Corpse, Tim McGraw, Fallout Boy, Frank Sinatra, 2 Live Crew, Beyonce, and Rob Zombie.

Yes, Harvey is a true musicphile.

by ed rogers February 1, 2006

music to my ears

Very pleasing information, excellent news.

So they're getting married? That's music to my ears.

by LiGang July 2, 2006

Rate Your Music

RYM is a music cataloguing/rating website. It's content is extremely thorough, and because of easy accessibility the concept of 'obscure taste' becomes irrelevant through exposure to a vast array of genres, artists, albums, etc. sadly, the community is plagued with countless cynics, elitists, and pompous assholes who employ music as a means to groom their ego through forum circle jerks and panning albums they haven't listened to for no reason; injecting their reductionist, word excrement into every album they can muster through pathetic faux-reviews that are as self-indulgent as they are inconsequential.

otherwise, a great tool for discovering music.

'Beethoven's 9th is trite, superficial garbage"

"Hah! yr belief that music 'grows' on you is obviously indicative of an amateur dilettante."

"I noticed your lack of negative ratings, you should be more objective and less of an overbearing optimist."

- Rate Your Music users

by beightenberliner November 14, 2011

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Round and round, the record spins all day. Listen now, I'll take you far away. Trying to resist is futile. So just sing along to my musical doodle. do do do do do do do do do doodle.

I sang along to the musical doodle.

by warbird1500 July 11, 2014

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P.Diddy and Jay Z. always commit Musical Violations

by RatchetBoo May 22, 2003

Musicasm

Music + Orgasm = Musicasm
when music sounds sooo great & so amazing that it makes you feel orgasmic. usually accompanied by tingling down your back &/or goosebumps from the music. The term isn't limited to, but usually used by choir nerds... lol.

cody: have you heard of that new plies song?
austin: yeah bro, it totally makes me wanna have a musicasm! ;

by el captain crunk October 27, 2008