muffin

an ugly cupcake.

Fred: "i have a cupcake!"
Jim: "i have a muffin. ):"
Fred: "FAIL."

by Ariana D'Lemi March 27, 2009

muffins

When a girl wears a bra too small, so the tops of her breasts spill out. Also known sometimes as quadroboobs.

Check out da muffins on dat ho, I help her wit dat prollem!

by BLOCK BURNA September 12, 2005

Muffin

The act of loving or having postitive feelings for. Used by anime-reading teens in Southern Arizona.

I'm sorry that I'll never see you again. I just wanted to say that I muffin you.

by Borden May 23, 2004

muffin

1.a fat person with their disquisting blubber bulging out of the sides of their pants just like a muffin.

2.a tasty treat that is enjoyed by everyone.

3.talking snacks.

1.Dude,that muffin is feeling her muffin.
2.yum, this muffin is muffinlicious.
3.Oh em geez that muffin said something to me

by your muffin August 5, 2007

muffin

like a cupcake but way better b/c it is not made of cake batter and does not have icing and can have chocolate chips.=

to describe a person who is not a whore or is cute.

clarissa:ohmegosh ryan is such a muffin!
nicole:he is a muffin i think he likes you.
clarissa:woot!

by cupcakexcore May 18, 2008

muffin

A puppet mule of old Television fame.

Muffin the mule.

by Rankin June 15, 2004

Muffin

A cute girl with small squishy, yet perky muffin like breasts

could refer to a girlfriend or a close girl friend that is used like a cuddle buddy

Nick: this is my muffin
*girl waves*
Nick: i could hug her for DAYZ!!

Caleb: you bragging son of a bitch..>_>

by Nick Stone September 16, 2009