moobs

So soft, so round, and so hairy..........
The main three components needed for a man to feel far superior to a woman.

Me: Hey dude totally sweet MOOBS!
Fat guy: Thanks, I had to be an alcaholic for six years to get these babies!
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Fat guy 2: Fuck you bitch! Now men can have breasts too!

by benandjerry May 21, 2007

moobzooka

Directing the full force of a Captain Falcon style punch into a fat guy's Moob

Greg was tired of seeing all the fat kids at school, so he gathered up his strength and gave one of them a Moobzooka

by BigPalooka March 20, 2010

side moob

The side angle view of oversized man breasts.

Everytime that guy lifts his arms, I see side moob.

by annakbrown February 5, 2009

Monobrodium Dudeamate

A food additive developed in 1967 by the R&D department of the Anheuser-Busch Corporation, Monobrodium Dudeamate (MBD) is not regulated by the FDA. Commonly included in cheap beers such as Budweiser, Coors, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Miller, and Corona, this compound reacts uniquely with alcohol in the brain to produce a variety of unusual human behaviors, exploited for the economic gain of brewing companies' subsidiaries. The additive has had a unique effect on the culture of the U.S.A., producing such things as the Hooters restaurant chain, the Spike TV network, the Jackass series, the movie Animal House, and the 'tailgate party' phenomenon. Common side effects include hot wings, people buying pickup trucks to commute in the suburbs, chicken strips, wicked hangovers, and the belief that baseball is an engaging spectator sport. The chemical is also responsible for most of the behaviors of the American frat boy, and for PBR-induced hipster woman-bashing.

Adult male after consuming both alcohol and Monobrodium Dudeamate:
"WOOOO! YEEAAAH! DUDE! BRO! COME HERE! OK, DUDE, hold my beer and watch this!"

Adult male after consuming only alcohol:
"This has been quite a delightful evening, but I believe I have quaffed this Pilsner Urquell in excess. Might I trouble you to call a cab, kind sir?"

by nosnebjak October 25, 2009

Moobs

short for man boobs

Shit jeremy your dads got fucking huge moobds you should send him to jenny craig or something

by My Biznat Is The Shiznat January 12, 2003

mbsob

mbsob is a motor boating son of a bitch

tank : yo guess what i did last night ?

darkness : what ?!

tank: brrrrrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr (shakes head left to right pretendint to hold tits infront of his face )

darkness : you mbsob

felix :repinga

by tank_s13 December 9, 2009

moobs

man + boobs = moobs

when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest

people really get freaked out when i grab my moobs and sing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

by ale-ale-jandro August 27, 2011