Mort

A mort is someone that is unhygienic, a slut, a crack whore, everything bad all put into one,

A mort dosent care how she looks, how she dresses, who she hangs with & who she hangs out of!

The word mort is exactly like the word gronk! But mort is what you call females and gronk is for males!,

Its the worst thing to be called if your a female!
Guy1

Did she just scat the stem of your pipe?
Guy 2

Yea she’s a fucking Mort!!

Oi whos that scatt mort!

Oi bruv she’s the biggest fucking mort around!
by Inkdup Aussie March 13, 2024
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Mort

A word someone would randomly say in a chat as to confuse someone
Me: Mort
My friend: what?
by Yeetus mcpeetus December 01, 2019
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Mort

Not a term of endearment. Short for mut-wort (as in HPV of the V) so can be used on someone who's is or behaving like an "irritating cunt"

more so an insult... Really derogatory term given to a person who's looks/smell/or behaviour is disgusting or "Putrid"

Another term for a grub/fuckwit/slut/shit cunt/scum/filthy lowlifes who are involved in putrid senseless acts to others detriment purely for their own selfish gain. They are heartless filth, have no conscience, loyalty or moral boundaries meaning they're capable of absolutely anything and exclude no one... Causing nothing but suffering; like a virus
Jess: "I've got what I owe u but my phone went flat you'll get it n I'm gonna kick the shit outta ya girlfriend too ya pathetic grubs!"

"Sent me on a wild goose chase for more than two weeks arranging times for me to grab what u owe me you're just talking shit out of ya mort face n fucking me around... Me n my girl are the grubs hey? Fucking funny shit ya dumb mort you're the filthy herpe infested drug runner carting your daughter out on ya runs to other druggos at all hours..
by Samummyummy February 18, 2016
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Mort

The urge to put your feet inside another person’s body cavities.
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mort

a sexual kink where you suck the living shit out of a tongue
Yeah man I'm into morting, that shii is HOT
by mama mort March 13, 2022
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Chao shuriken morte

What you say when the police dribble you into and out of the gulags for entertainment and torture you Les invasion de incompetant
Chao shuriken morte is a endless cycle that's caused by Homewood health center Canada building a Jewish ghetto downtown Guelph Ontario
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Jonny Mort

The ruler of the motherfucking kinder gems and has a true passion for the queen (cherokee).
Jonny Mort will rule da' world!
by M45H December 22, 2018
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