by My Biznat Is The Shiznat January 12, 2003
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when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest
when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest
people really get freaked out when i grab my moobs and sing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."
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The fine (or in some cases, not so fine) facial hair that grows above a mother's upper lip. It is usually not very noticeable except in bright lights.
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Get the momstep mug.Swelled breasticle tissue often advertised on those with a male genitalia. Commonly, they are the result of excessive "Big Mac's" shoved into one's gob. It must be noted that they can be a danger to those in close proximity whilst rapid turning is in process. Hair may grow on one's mounds and 93% of "moob owners" agree that shaving is preferable to wax as the skin is delicate and sensitive around the designated area.
At the doctors.
Doctor: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave!
Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time.
In Jimmy's humble abode.
Tony: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker.
Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time.
At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer.
Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size!
Jimmy: *Fires gun*
Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.
Doctor: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave!
Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time.
In Jimmy's humble abode.
Tony: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker.
Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time.
At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer.
Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size!
Jimmy: *Fires gun*
Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.
by Jimmy 4 life! December 30, 2018
Get the Moobs mug.One of the many degrees of mood murder. If one is not intentionally trying to ruin someone's mood but manages to do so anyway with a stupid remark or a lame joke he is said to have committed involuntary moodslaughter.
Guy #1: Dude that dig about vegetarians was mood murder. you know my girlfriend is vegan.....
Guy #2: I had no idea she was sitting there. It was involuntary moodslaughter at best.......
Guy #2: I had no idea she was sitting there. It was involuntary moodslaughter at best.......
by reddKarun July 23, 2010
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The teacher points out two people across the hallway to her fellow co-worker and explains, "Those two women over there are co-moms to one of my students that I teach."
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