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It's Monday

It's Monday can have many connotations which vary from positive to negative. The most common is when having a weird day just to throw out an "Its Monday" to validate the weirdness or shitness of the situation. Unfortunately "It's Monday" cannot actually be used on a Monday as thats just wrong .
"Mate today has been the weirdest bloody day"
"It's Monday"

"This is the biggest Monday job"
by kingbuck October 5, 2018
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Fuck it Monday

The day of the week where everyone forgets about their worries, doesn’t think about their futures or money problems and can just live in the moment.
Don’t worry about it, it’s fuck it Monday, you can worry about it tomorrow.
by Somedude33 January 4, 2022
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monday club

The Hang over monday which sees many males and often females skipping work to recieve a hair of the dog, curer from their weekend of binge drinking in the nearest watering hole.
On entering the pub: "We see we have a new addition to the monday club"

"Bob is often a monday club member"
by wilbo baggins October 29, 2006
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suicide Mondays

the monday after parting hard. esp. after using the drug ecstasy.
"man, i feel like shit. i hate suicide Mondays after weekend raves"
by XCrystalXyourmomX June 30, 2009
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mondayitis

The seemingly contaigous disease that effects people on Mondays. Symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by over celebrating Sunday Funday. Home cures include late night breakfastses, sleeping late and half-hearted pledges of sobriety. Usually lasts until Friday Eve.
whenever i celebrate sunday funday, i usually end up with a bad case of mondayitis!
by duffball October 22, 2009
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case of the monday's

symptoms of a useless or horrible Monday morning after returning from the weekend, used in the movie Office Space
Sounds like a case of the monday's
by alpine January 25, 2004
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Monday Morning Virgin

A girl who sleeps around and then denies it.
He told me he banged her all night, but on Monday she told me all they did was kiss. She's one of those Monday Morning Virgins.
by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006
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