Textually Molested

A text message that contains someones body part you'd rather not see.

OMG, Joe just sent me a text of his penis!

He just textually molested me!

by Drew Sinclare March 21, 2010

Monkey Molesterer

A racist, Bunda licking monkey molesterer :rage: :rage:

Wendy you racist Monkey Molesterer !!!

by Tiny bunda November 15, 2021

modest mouse

the most awesomest band ever to cross the pacific and land in australia.(if you know geography you'll get that one)

if modest mouse was in a music battle to the death they would win anyone.

by mister mouse July 9, 2003

molestastic

when you can molest.

only really really good!

wow, your dad is molestastic!

by stephahoee July 7, 2008

Modest Boast

A Modest Boast is joking about how good, something about you or something owned by you is. Unlike real boasting a Modest Boast is used as a joke or comedy form to make people laugh.

1. "Haha! He is so funny."
"What's so funny about him bragging and boasting about his self?"
"Calm down dude, its just a Modest Boast."

by Buffalo Puppy July 25, 2009

Modest pelican

A very modest YouTuber with a very modest voice

“Hey lads and lasses, modest pelican here”

by TheFrenchDuck February 14, 2021

style molester

When someone is so all over a style they're practically molesting it.

Dude, you're such a style molester with those 80's MC Hammer pants.

by eevers March 22, 2009