Moishe Kapoyr

(kap-OY-yer)
In Yiddish, 'Moishe' is a first name.

'Kapoyr' means "backwards.
A Moishe Kapoyr is "Mr. Contrary" Someone who must say and do the opposite of the majority - Usually for spiteful or self-serving gains.

Everybody wants to go out for Italian but he insists on Chinese! ...What a Moishe Kapoyr!

by Unsunus2 August 13, 2010

miskeeping

slang for pedophile

my teacher is miskeeping

by im the boss idiot September 8, 2020

Moises

Usually a hispanic/latino boy gets all the ladies most guys hate him because they aint him can drop bars

Moises is awesome

by Pussymaster11& September 18, 2016

Moist Chicken

When a polish lad walks up to a women and shoves a chicken up her vagina and than the man eats it out

Thomas ate my moist chicken today

by MOIST LADS August 18, 2016

moist ass bitch

someone being unnecessarily rude or bitchy.

Eric got drunk and mean last night. he was acting like a straight up moist ass bitch.

by MandyCard April 6, 2008

moist turd gas

A fresh farty fragrance. Funny because it sounds like "mustard gas".

Aaron came over to Jeff's work station and laid down some heavy moist turd gas as a payback for the nasty bean bomb that Jeff had dropped on Aaron just 30 minutes earlier.

by Gregg Loogyanus December 7, 2006

Moist Cracker

A moist cracker is a person of white ethnicity who is very soft or weak or is a big pansy I.e moist cracker

Met this moist cracker the other day looking to fight me

by Special-T-419 January 7, 2017