mow the lawn

to 'mow the lawn' can also mean to take a dump.
not sure where this originated from, but have heard it a few times in London.
"i say, shall we go forth and partake in the quest for punani?"
"yeah mate, but give me five minutes to mow the lawn first..."
by Prem Shah September 14, 2006
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mowing the lawn

See: deepthroat.

When a girl takes your cock all the way into her throat, and tries shave your pubic hair with her teeth.
John: I heard heather can deepthroat like Jenna Jameson.

Tom: Yeah, she mowed my lawn last night.
by Anti January 12, 2005
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mow the laundry

Too dispose of old cloths.

Hold articles of clothing above an under turned lawn mower and let the blade shred the old clothing.
"man I gotta mow the laundry."

"flip that shit over dude"
by Justdylan October 21, 2009
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mow the lawn

To shave another girls pubes and be happy about it or mowing a girl named "Lan"
by The Lawnmower January 16, 2009
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mow off

Mow off is to go somewhere fairly far away from your home for a week/weekend for no other reason than to drink beer and get extremely bladdered!
wot shall we do this weekend??? i know lets all "MOW OFF" to (then name your prefered destination) for a right old bladdering!!!
by Belly Boy September 11, 2005
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Mow the Bowl

Tommy: Hey man, you want to come play D&D with us later?
Nick: Nah I can't, I have to Mow the Bowl

Every morning when he wakes up, Jake mows the bowl before starting his day.
by trippe3k October 24, 2011
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Mowing the rug

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, butts included.
Haha He mowed his rug.
by Derek October 29, 2003
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