Mister Kunkle

A thick, young, puffy man who likes to talk about weewee and trains

Mister Kunkle look a train!

“ where”

by Mr Kankle April 26, 2022

Mister Lester

A black teacher that works at Saint Katherine of Siena grade-school . He is cousins with Mike Tyson and loves pigeon's. He also was the fastest runner in penn relays and the first person to eat at torresdale Burger King. He loves his students and dates Mrs Seeds

Did you see mister Lester? Did you here that mister lester is South African. Mr lester likes boys.

by ReginaTanghe June 13, 2021

mister eckersall

Colonel Eckersall
a man known for his specialty of getting people away from the windows by being blunt

"GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS, GET AWAYY FROM THE WINDOWS, GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS!" Mister Eckersall exlaimed.

by edl. January 10, 2023

Jagger Mister

The mist you get on your face when Mick Jagger releases his seed after a long night of coke induced necro sex.

"Bro, I snorted 2 lines and give this chick a Jagger Mister last night"

by Kiyoshi Kane October 1, 2023

mister squidward

when you twist your dick and dislocate it so it is hard but floppy then stick it in your co worker at a restaurant

"bro i just did a mister squidward with hailey"

by Nigherferb March 5, 2022

mister bigglesworth

A favorable pet name for a well-endowed slong.

Say 'hi' to Mister Bigglesworth.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

Scissor Misters

Sexual position where two gentlemen slot their legs on either side of each other so that they can grind their penises together or his shaft to the other's sack, whichever the males prefer. They can also choose to graze the other's butthole as a form of pleasuring one another. The male equivalent of a "scissor sister."

Not only do Mike and Sameer sit next to one another at work, but they are also secretly scissor misters.

by Carrie Underw00d February 27, 2011