Billings Missouri

Billings a city full of a bunch of hillbilly crack hoès that eat at the same resterant every Tuesday and Thursday night not really good at much but great at drinking and partying

Jim: Yeah Crack-head Carl lives out yonder in the Ol’ farm house in the outskirts of Billings Missouri

Sara: Oh yeah the old Johnson place

by Dankest_Of_Memes November 29, 2018

missouri oilpan

A sexual situation that includes 1 tranny and 2 males. The tranny is doing one male doggystyle while the other guy is standing over said male facing the tranny getting a blow job.

Dude that chick looks like a tranny, (Greg) yea me n Chad gave it a Missouri Oilpan last week.

by the Rickmanator April 10, 2017

Missouri boy

someone who doesn’t even have hand soap in they bathroom.

He’s a “Missouri boy” he got dookie stains on his boxers and flexes someone else’s money. probably a drunk might even do meth. Most likely spreading stds, most likely racist and doesn’t know how to take rejection, probably has anger issues. tells a girl he loves her and cheats on her. Definitely a liar.

by a Missouri girl but bad. January 29, 2021

Missouri Weather

Absolutely unreal weather. It'll be 80° one day and then the next It'll be raining and under 40°

Garrett: Man, this weather is awful.

Toby: That's missouri weather for you.

by Jesterr___ May 10, 2022

Missouri Mattress

The act of lending your mattress to a friend once you have refused to let them sleep in your room.

Boy: Hey I need to borrow your room tonight...
Girl: No way! #blessed
Boy: Don't CB, she could be the one. What about Missouri compromise?
Girl: I guess we can do Missouri mattress. Thank you!

by Missouri Mattress March 1, 2015

O’Fallon Missouri

The worst place to live. One day it’s summer, the other day it’s winter.

Oh you live in O’Fallon missouri? Must fuckin suck lmao

by YungJoeTheYoungan February 6, 2020

Neosho, Missouri

Never heard of us that’s ok you aren’t missing much...sonic is the place to eat, Walmart is the hang out, and sometimes you’ll find us at the old car wash when it raining, you want heroine we got it, you got a truck well than spend what little money you make on the shit box and rev it up, Brandon needs to tell his parents (Kyle and Britny) to us a rubber cause they aren’t helping Society, Oh and the three Mexican and two Chinese restaurants are the only “nice” places to eat but to mix it up we get the Choice of Dennis, tornados naw we call them naders (“bring your lawn chairs and you can watch for them naders with us next storm I’ve got enough deer for the bunch of us and we can let the kids can ride there bikes”) dad likes to say, and best not forget joe dirt is our idol!!! Hope ya come and visit soon!

Guy1: where you from

Guy2: Neosho, Missouri

Guy1: oh...that one place full of Nader watchin, shit box driven crazy rednecks?

by 417432 May 12, 2020