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son: "Dad this girl from school called me about a job offer."

dad: "Well what kind of job; blow, hand, Missouri muscle fuck?"
by missouri-man May 6, 2009
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Missouri Mudhole

The sexual act of shitting in the woman's mouth and proceeding to skullfuck her.
Dude I had a crazy night with Casey last night! I gave her a Missouri Mudhole!
by Gnarles Barkley 816 November 13, 2013
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Missouri Canoe Blow

Missouri is home to many rivers, including the large Missouri River. The Missouri Canoe Blow involves a large/overweight naked man (must be 250lbs+) standing or treading in the middle of a river (preferably the Missouri River). Whilst waiting for the recipient of his penis, a different person - usually female - is released into the current of the river (going downstream). The recipient, generally naked as well, makes her way down stream using the front crawl if necessary, heading directly toward the erect penis. The man, upright, is perpendicular to the recipient, and the recipient floats toward the penis, smoothly inserting it into her mouth upon reaching it.

This is a very dangerous, yet highly thrilling move. It should not be performed during thunderstorms or when the temperature is below 60 degrees.
So yesterday my buddy was crazy 'nuff to get the Missouri Canoe Blow in the river!
by K1892 November 23, 2010
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missouri hot dog

A girl takes a weiner inbetween her buttcrack and resembles a hot dog going into a bun, and she likes it. Another variation is the Chili Dog.
Ew, look at Doctor Phil, she just got hot dogged!

There's mustard on that dog!
by Joey Fatone May 11, 2004
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Missouri mud duck

When a woman poops on a man's junk then he tittle fuck her..
I love when we go Missouri mud duckin!
by Rutabaga gardenhozer August 25, 2016
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Missouri Milkshake

The act of diarrheaing in someones mouth and making the gargle it.
John totally gave me the Missouri Milkshake last weekend, I especially liked swallowing his poop at the end when it was all churned up by my throat
by SexMachine69 March 14, 2008
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Missouri Cum Wagon

When a guy and girl are fucking in the car and he jizzes all over the seat/interior of car.
She was riding me until my car turned into a Missouri Cum Wagon!
by Jackson Missippi July 17, 2016
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