Missionary dater

Missionary dater is one of a religious faith, commonly Christianity, dating a person with differing beliefs (or commonly no beliefs at all), for the purpose of changing that person's beliefs or religion.

Carrie: There are far too many guys out there that don't have my same belief system so I shun them. But aren't I called to spread the good news..? *sigh* Life's busy and time too precious to waste it dating a nonbeliever...
Casey: "heckkk no, I ain't no missionary dater!"

by Howiegal November 21, 2015

dark missionary

Very simply, missionary in the dark.

Sooo dark missionary tonight?
So you don't want to see my face, got it.

by Blahseph01 March 22, 2021

#missionary

Regular ass sex

Yeh... we banged. #missionary

by Dickslayer696969 November 30, 2019

missionary kick

An act between lesbians, where one is more dominate than the other.

Sarah totally missionary kicked Mary .

by That one guy from band camp December 20, 2014

missionary burrito

When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her

I just can't please my man

Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito

by Kathren_mcrayon17 June 1, 2017

Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary

A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.

"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."

by Xx_KingOfAn4lGravy_xX October 16, 2023

missionary

It's a sex style that is mainly used for first timer it's the type you see on a movie, Its when the girl lay's on her back and the boy comes on top of her in put it in her

Harmony: So what happened you and Kemon Last night
Sincere: What?! oh nothing happened
Harmony: I know that face. Did you and kemon lose it?
Sincere: Uh, Yeah, it was both our first time so we did missionary style
Harmony: oh it was his first time? you couldn't tell, was it good
Sincere: it was pretty good
Kemon: Hey, bae what yall talkin about

by Da_real_5starr_bitch February 2, 2024