Minge

A minge is a smelly disgusting vagina possibly smells like rotten eggs. If you are fucking a chick and smell rotten eggs run, run as far away as you can. If you get minge on your hand the only way to clean it off is with your tooth brush.

Minge is smelly and rotten

by Dmarti20 June 19, 2015

ming

ming generally describes someone who is a loser and into books and all things acedemic( goes to after school science and maths lessons ect just for fun) more than likely wears glasses, has greasy hair and spots and tucks in t-shirts ect

"OMG you bad ming stop reading the dictionary"

by B Hughes February 21, 2008

Minges

The feeling of needing to masturbate.

Equivalent to the feeling of appetite, or having to use the restroom.

Jim: Did you see that girl tits?

Mike: Yeah, I suddenly got the minges. I'm gonna go blow one out real quick.

by BboyJAM October 27, 2010

ming

Liberal Democrat "Menzies" (pronounced "Mingios") Campbell

Hello Ming

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

minge

The hair on someone's head which resembles a scub pad, or a mass of pubic hair (muff).

Girl1: "Ew, look at that gross gangley guy's hair; it looks like bleached stale minge!"
Girl2: "MINGE!!!"

Ryan Ringer: stunned, quivvering look; slinks away like the creepy bastard he is

by all fo\' yoo July 17, 2003

minge

big hairy baccy pouch!!

is it just me or has anyone else noticed that a hairy minge looks just like your baccy when you drop it whilst making a fag? Yes, you to could have a big hairy baccy pouch and not even know it!

by mikerach June 21, 2006

Minge

1. A way to describe Greenwich mean time, or;

2. A description of a geographical location of previous adult relations (likely somewhere in Greenwich, but can be elsewhere).

Note: Can be used in conjunction with other adjectives - ie. mingetastic, mingerific, mingesome.

Russell: So are we going to see Greenwich minge time or what? Last time I was here it was mingetastic!

by virgina hamm April 19, 2010