Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

gaping pussy fish mittens Melbourne meat curtain

by Bacon lover April 21, 2013

Melbournesque

A word used to describe something alternative and hip, something one would expect to find in the city of Melbourne, Australia.

Often used by people who have been to or live in Melbourne to speak down to people who have not.

"That cafe is so Melbournesque, it has it's own art gallery."

"That vintage clothing store is so melbournesque; nothing is less than a thousand dollars."

by Sunshinenoodleface September 24, 2012

Melbourne

A city in Victoria, Australia that is mostly populated by sick cunts. The weather is either cold as all fuck or hotter than Miranda Kerr. The air and water quality is possibly the best in the world, which can also be said for the beaches. Also home to Cloud Nine, the maddest nightclub that is full of mad kents that play the hardest Melbourne bangers. The city is also overflowing with Eshays (commonly known as Lads). Overall, Melbourne is the best scene on the earth.

"Melbourne is the phreshest place on earth. All cities should be like Melbourne"
"That track 'Melbourne Sound' goes off in the club!"
"Melbourne is home to the best underground tracks"
"Check out that siq lad, he must be from Melbourne"

by Mr.Excitement December 29, 2015

Melbourne Eyebrow

The sexual act of one man ejaculating onto the forehead of another and allowing it to dribble into the eye.

Lucky he took out that eyebrow piercing; the Melbourne eyebrow he just got would have gummed it right up.

by Zog 69 April 1, 2016

Melbourne

To Melbourne is to change your opinions fast and without warning. Like the Melbourne weather.

"Man he is such a Melbourne"

by Bman111 November 30, 2016

milburning

To pretend to listen to someone when in actuality you are thinking of what to say next.

Jenna was excitedly telling Mark about her new job, however Mark was milburning about telling Jenna about his new workout regime.

by bravodude April 5, 2017

Melbourner

It refers to people who live in Melbourne, Australia

I am a Melbourner

by Melbourner May 3, 2017