2 definitions by Mr.Excitement

Melbourne

A city in Victoria, Australia that is mostly populated by sick cunts. The weather is either cold as all fuck or hotter than Miranda Kerr. The air and water quality is possibly the best in the world, which can also be said for the beaches. Also home to Cloud Nine, the maddest nightclub that is full of mad kents that play the hardest Melbourne bangers. The city is also overflowing with Eshays (commonly known as Lads). Overall, Melbourne is the best scene on the earth.

"Melbourne is the phreshest place on earth. All cities should be like Melbourne"
"That track 'Melbourne Sound' goes off in the club!"
"Melbourne is home to the best underground tracks"
"Check out that siq lad, he must be from Melbourne"

by Mr.Excitement October 30, 2015

Tockle

The male genitalia. Can also be used to describe a dickhead.

"My tockle is itchy as fuck"
"Phillip is being a real tockle today"

by Mr.Excitement October 30, 2015