The Midwestern I Do

When you are having sex with your girlfriend and "ya'lls" Grandma walks in.

"The Midwestern I do" is like a spit-shake. A official stamp of approval.

Once Grandma walked in on Her grandkids the wedding was official. I do's was said.

by NoMyCupOfRegret September 7, 2019

Midwest Mcflurry

You Cum into a girl's nose, then you tickle her nose with an eagles feather. And wait until she sneezes the jizz out onto her ice Cream, then giving it to her friend, thus having made a midwest mcflurry

Yo Laquetrandaniesha last night you know that ice cream with whipped cream i gave you. It was actually a Midwest Mcflurry.

by Dustin Milller December 26, 2007

Midwest Ski Film Festival

the Annual Midwest Ski Film Festival in Milwaukee Wisconsin. Hosted yearly with the best Ski Movies of the year. The largest ski film festival in the entire midwest bringing in people from multiple states.

Hey, lets go to the Midwest Ski Film Festival

by Davie99 November 18, 2009

Midwest

Where people are hick, ugly, and boring.

"That explains it, he's from the Midwest!"

by amap December 1, 2014

midwest

A waste of space. No mountains, no beaches. Just farm animals, fields, and boring people/hicks. Nothing at all ever happens there, with the exception of Chicago and one or two other places. Exists only to make it a hassle for people to get between the east coast and the mountains/west coast. Almost as pointless as Canada.

If you're from the midwest, I'm gonna aim about mid-chest.

by Nick D July 14, 2004

the midwest

the middle of America, also know as "the Bread Basket" of America. It is the land of wallmarts, mini vans, and McDonalds.

sharon lives in Iowa, she is from the midwest.

by haha your face December 28, 2007

midwest

-a place where they have more guns than people.
-wasted space between New York and Seattle. I'll keep Minneapolis and St. Paul (the famouse Twin Cities), thank you.
-an area so cold nine months out of the year that mexicans seem as though they may be the only ones smart enough not to go there.
-where it is costomary to pause for at least 2 seconds before responding in conversation. (The longer you pause, the more intelligent you must be)
-a famous childhood book called "Where the republican Things Are" is about the midwest. j/k
-a place that, if it didn't exist, the USA would be one huge city called NewYorkMiamiDallasPhoenixLAPortlandSeattle.
-the above can be used without permission.

jack)-lets go from our house in Seattle, to bobs house in Miami................

jill)-we're here!

jack)-did i miss anything?...

jill)-No

by LARDY February 27, 2005