micro braids

a hair style that females wear. Its how they wear weave nowadays. its like, tiny braids at the topby the roots and long straight weave at the ends.

yo, put sum micro's up in my hair.

by Bridget September 16, 2003

Micro-managing

Controlling everything to the most minute details. A skill generally perfected by stressed brides.

Karen is micro-managing absolutely her whole wedding, I hear she has tasted more than a 100 wines

by Tetrarch May 2, 2014

Micro-fart

When you PUSH and PUSH because you just KNOW that you're going to break the Guiness Book's record - and a pathetic little knuckle-pop of a fart barely squeezes out of your asshole

After eating that taco, I figured the fart that I felt was gonna scare the cat - instead - I micro-farted..

by Bigbear469 June 15, 2018

micro-cheating

When someone cheats on a partner, but just a little bit. Like copping a feel or kissing.

"It was just a kiss"
"That's micro-cheating!"

by Zoe Winters April 9, 2008

micro adjustments

Some crap a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu white belt says when he brags about tapping a purple belt. You’ll automatically know it’s a lie because he will go viral by being roasted on Reddit and BJJ Facebook pages with memes.

“As I transitioned to the S mount and began stabilizing my opponent, I started making the micro adjustments necessary to lock the arm bar.”

by iconoclastmusic February 3, 2021

Micro Manage

To look over the shoulders of EVERY last employee you PWN because you want to catch an employee doing something wrong.

Wow, Rick really knows how to manage people. Well, just people that can stand the constant bitching, and holier than thou attitude that Rick, the wannabe "I was a rocker, but now I'm your boss" delivers.

by me July 28, 2004

Micro-Blarfing

Regurgitation (also known as "barfing") information pulled from any source (the internet, your life, etc.) and reposting it for the world to read via a micro-blog such as Twitter.

I just started micro-blarfing my life and no one is following me.

by LatesleeperX April 26, 2009