Kelli Meyer

Short woman, with an over active work ethic.

You're done already? Who are you?, Kelli Meyer?

I may be short, but at least I'm no Kelli Meyer.

by ieatcows December 6, 2013

nick meyering

Likes dick in his ass, also loves oral. His dick is too small to see!

Your dick is the size of nick meyering!

by Wookiechip May 17, 2016

Colin Meyers

He is the most cutest guy ever. Tall but not freakishly tall. Amazing smile. His voice is perfect. He laughs all the time and it's so cute. Colin is a bit country. Colin Meyers is es muy perfecto

What! Is that Colin meyers??
Yes it is!
He's so perfect!!!!

by Random girlie from Pennsylvani November 30, 2020

Cady Meyer

Cady Meyer is usually a girl with a strong urge for a person or a thing as a bf/gf. Usually has as odd obsession with something weird or not normal. Like Memes, Anime, or hot boys that are out of her league. They'll show you the time of your life if you choose to be her friend, so be careful to never let them go. If they ever decide to leave you, just remember that it took a lot out of them because they usually get attached to people or things. Although, they do have a hard time showing their emotions and therefor are usually single.

Chris: Dude, I'm begging to think I'm getting attached to this rock... I mean, look at it's curves, it's color, how it kinda-doesn't look like that one girl i lo-

Jayden: Hey, watch out, you might end up like Cady Meyer

by Pojo Hype August 27, 2017

Micah Meyer

A man who knows that Noah is the best

Dude 1: "Is that Micah Meyer?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's quiet but cool. He is not as cool as Noah though."

by theno45 July 28, 2023

fort meyers beach

A place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and dildos from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. Completely unbearable between May and November. At night, you can count on bumfights, guidofights and retards howling drunk. The hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. Not a good place to meet singles. More than half of everyone there is'nt single. Not a weed friendly place either because A; its in florida and B; they make more than enough on alcohol.

going to Fort Meyers Beach, shoot me.

by Donn1980 November 12, 2017

Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer

A teacher / molester who brings sorrow and pain to others around and likes children and favors women

ugh this Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer is so annoying

by anonymous April 3, 2024