metal

crap that makes my head hurt, and makes me seriously doubt the right of teenagers to ever speak or remove their hands form the pockets so as not to scream terrible lyrics or discrace a guitar by arranges the 3 chords they know into noise.
Oh god, my head hurts just thinking about metal.
by Keith January 25, 2005
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Metalli

Metalli is a cute anime-like vtuber (Virtual YouTuber) who is to DIE for!! (not literally) she makes everyone fall in awe from her cute voice.
Wanna go watch Metalli’s stream tonight?”
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metal

1. Any of the electropositive objects that typically have high conductivity, a shiny surface, and are easily malleable.

2.Incoherent music defined by lack of melody, a steady rhythm, and talent. Typically listened to by overweight teenagers with acne scarring and a third grade reading level, and typically played by overweight 30ish males that burp, fart, and generally expel bodily fluids on a constant basis.
1. Pound that metal into a sheet, and then make wires out of it.

2. BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER, did you hear the new Slayer cd? You can hear the guy fart and burp 3 minutes into track 11!
by Joe Carpenter February 24, 2005
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metal

A bunch of bored rich kids who's materialism isn't bringing them happiness and so they sing about Satan out of boredom and the emptiness that is their pathetic lives as poor,little rich kids.
Aw,did mommy buy you your corpse paint for you?
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metal

Metal is Metal, its not hxc emo metalcore, none of that, all of that kind of music is metal. sorry to all of you whom need to pretend your listeneing to some new different kind of music. its still metal.
unearth is metal. not metalcore.
norma jean is metal. not christian hxc.
slayer is metal.
by greg from marlton February 14, 2007
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metal

1. A genre of music that is characterized by distortion and other elements, too broad for me to define.
2. Slang word utilized by Mike Tobey and his friends to describe numerous things that are good or very badass.
1. Black Sabbath, Strapping Young Lad, Cryptopsy, Dream Theater, Queensryche, Iron Maiden, Shadows Fall and Slayer do not sound alike but are all considered "metal".
2. "Oh, man, that's so metal!" Mike Tobey in response to the statement that his friend recently lost his anal virginity.
by Tobey March 19, 2004
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metal

Metal is the best music around. It combines insane guitar riffs with deep bass rythems and heart pounding drum beats. It is often fast pased and there is screaming involved.

To all those people who bash metal:
Get over yourself, we can like metal without haveing you diss it so please stop.

I like rap too and i can tell you that metal involves more talent than rap, I can rap for christ sake.

P.S. Punk sux!
Bill: Dude i just got the new System of a Down CD man!
Leonard: MAN! that CD is pure METAL, its off the hook!

Dude who dont like metal: Rap and Punk rock metal is shit!

Now dead dude who dont like metal: I wish i wasnt so synical or Bill and Leonard wouldnt have beat my ass and killed me.
by ZUXZUX January 21, 2005
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