Jewish Mercenaries

A term used for US police officers. Mostly because jews run everything today.
This word was used by Paul Miller AKA Gypsycrusader to describe cops.

The "Jewish Mercenaries" don't serve you anymore
You're a jewish mercenary!

by MendicantBB August 15, 2021

MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

AS IN "MERKIN" ITS A TINY TUPEE FOR THE TIP OF THE PENIS

BILL KEEPS IS HIS DICK WARM BY WEARING THE MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

by SLAPPYNUTSTOTHEFACE March 12, 2010

merkeling

Jumping up to play the righteous moral hero, but actually just really screwing things up.

Angie saw two hungry wolves enter a chicken coop and proceeded to kill the cute hens and chicks. "I'll save you!" she said, as she threw a hand grenade at the wolves. Mommy told Angie to stop merkeling, and come back inside before she could do any damage.

Angie and her family got lost in the big city. A poor homeless man approached her and asked her for money. Angie imagined herself to be a wise, heroic princess, giving away her kingdom's riches to make things great. While her mom was arguing with her dad about whose fault it was for getting lost, Angie took mom's purse and gave it to the homeless man. The man promptly thanked Angie and then ran off. Mom and dad yelled at Angie, "your merkeling fantasies really screwed things up for us this time!"

by ThisIsNotReallyMyName September 9, 2016

Merkin season

A period of time dedicated to merkin. most commonly used in COD MW 2 by pat vangorp

"its time to merk on some fools, ITS MERKIN SEASON!!"

by merkmaster November 15, 2009

Merkin

Literally, a pubic wig. But on Usenet and other Net forums, a derisive UK and Commonwealth term for an American, caricaturing the pronunciation of "American" in some US English dialects. Plural sometimes given as "Merkinz".

UK user: "'Zucchini'? You Merkins can't get anything right, it's 'courgettes'."

US user: "Well, if we weren't around, who could you Brits possibly feel superior to?"

by Leslie Doppler Hammond March 18, 2008

Merkes

a word from one of the tribes in Africa, speaking of an almighty legendary King, that is to return to the world to savor us from evil.

Merkes will shows us de wae

by Maxdenallsmäktige September 1, 2021

Merked

1) Another word for being Owned or Pwned

2) Said when someone has a FAIL moment.

1) Yo, did you see that? Paul got merked so bad!!!

2) *Someone Falls Down The Stairs*

You: Merked.

by P Squared February 27, 2012