menopause

just one of the many excuses women have to bitch about everything they see

Woman: "GOD DAMMIT! YOU NEVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!"
Man: "JESUS CHRIST! THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm just going through menopause!"
Man: "So, is that your excuse to be a complete and total bitch for today?"
Woman: "Pretty much!"

by bored15yrold May 28, 2012

Manyo

Male ejaculatory substance.

"He wanted me to swallow his manyo"
"Eww, I bet he has funky manyo"

by Elyse123456789 August 9, 2012

menlo atherton highschool

Menlo Atherton Highschool is one of the Main highschools in the city of Menlo Park, California. M-A as it is commonly reffered to as has about 2,500 students. M-A is noted for being a very socially and ethnically diverse school. It is also know for its high AP test scores. It was named to Newsweeks list of top 500 schools in the country in 2003. It's school mascot is the Bear and the School colors and Maroon and Gold. M-A's main rival in athletics is Woodside HS. Menlo Atherton has very strong basketball, track, swimming and water polo teams. M-A's motto is "M-A: YOU KNOW!" The School fight song is Menlo Bear and the school hymn is Maroon and Gold.

M-A has a lot of fights.

M-A has a good english department.

Mr. Zito is the current Vice Pricipal of M-A.

menlo atherton highschool lost to Woodside in the football game.

by rsc000000000000000 November 5, 2005

Menomonie

Small city in Northwestern Wisconsin about an hour away from the Twin Cities and 30 minutes from Eau Claire. Often confused with Menominee, MI or Menomonee Falls, WI because nobody's ever heard of Menomonie, WI unless you live near by or go to school at UW-Stout. Menomonie is known for Jeff's Pizza, Ted's Pizza, Raw Deal, Acoustic Cafe and it's many bars, such as the Stout Ale House.

"Where do you go to school?"

"I attend UW-Stout, that's in Menomonie"

"Isn't Menominee in Michigan?"

"Well, there's one in Wisconsin but nobody knows where it is.

by StoutDevil June 28, 2011

Menomonie

Nobody knows where it is, and nobody cares. home of the indians in the middle of wisconsin. somewhere.

i live in the middle of nowhere, aka, Menomonie

by dashizzzz October 14, 2008

Mendoza

To spray a partner in the face with semen. Originating from the first Mighty Ducks movie when Luis Mendoza comes to a stop for the first time and sprays the opposing goalie in the face with ice.

Also referred to as giving a facial.

He is such an ass hole, he gave me a Mendoza.

She is so hot, I'm going to Mendoza her tonight.

by nrgray9 September 12, 2011

Timmey Rogers Mendonca

Always awesome. No matter what Timmey Rogers Mendonca will always be the best thing since sliced bread. He's always there for you... If he likes you. But if he doesn't then that sucks some mega donkey balls for you. 'Cause you just lost out on pure awesome-ness. They always smoke a shit loaddaa weed. Which makes him a boss. If you don't like him then bitch lick my Clit-Or-Is. ;-*

Dude I just saw a bunch of Timmey Rogers Mendoncas. LOLJK Theres only one. He is that unique. <3

by Jenneatsmadcats April 21, 2011