McDonalds

Restaurant (¿?) where the meat is like the shit.

Tara ta ta taaa
I'm vomiting it

Faggot: Well... I think I'll demand a Double Big Mac Rat.

Dumbass: Don't forget the Roach Nuggets...

by Kike January 11, 2005

McDonalds

Hellspawn for the obese.

Satan runs McDonalds

by The Truth Definer May 2, 2015

McDonalds

The place where if you arrive after 7pm you get a bunch of crack heads and weird ass people. Great for losing all your money!

Guy 1: “Want to go to McDonalds?”
Guy 2: *Checks watch*

Guy 2: “Dude it’s 8pm. Do you want crack?”
Guy 1: “No what the fuck??!”
Guy 2: “Alright we are not going then.”

by YourHippoBlasterToy42069 October 17, 2019

McDonalds

McDonalds is a place to eat.

My cousin died of MCDONALDS food poison

Don't go to McDonalds
It's for your own help!!!

by Nevajaj June 2, 2018

McDonalds

A place where the Ice cream machine is broken 24/7

Man I really wish McDonalds would reply back but there busy fixing the Ice cream machine.

by Straight up facts my dudeee February 6, 2021

McDonalds

A place where they get your order wrong and serve food that is semi-comparable to school lunch. Also their mascot is a clown that resembles pennywise.

I want to go to Wendy’s. McDonalds is s@&*!

by Swag-o-Cato January 10, 2018

McDonalds

Where do you think the dinosaur flesh went when they went extinct?

“I’m suing McDonalds because I got fat because of them.”

by Danny picklesworth May 1, 2019