massyl

a man with the hugest cock ever, he's a huge weeb but still works out every day. His bench is around 200 pounds and his figure is similar to a bodybuilder. He's a genius with incredible sex appeal. he is nonchalant and his favorite quote is probably "it izz what it izz"

OMG his name is massyl, he must have a huge cock!!

by ilbbbc November 22, 2021

Juan Matslurp

A legal adult who constantly acts like they are in elementary school.
Some characteristics are:
-Tend to act childish
-Not know stuff you would expect them to know
-Be annoying at times
-Sometimes gets other people angry

Hey bro, quit acting like a Juan Matslurp. You are being so annoying

by Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico October 24, 2016

'mats

The Replacements, an 80s band.

by donth October 27, 2003

maisyn

an amazing person whos not afraid to take charge but is also very sweet and obsessed with harry potter

"that's my best friend maisyn."
"damn"

by tylerisAduck March 2, 2021

masyn

The hardcrest race driver ever.
The rougheast bang you'll ever get.

Man, she pulled a Masyn last night in bed.

by Stephanie Bonawhore January 13, 2008

Matson

Means a crotchty old guy, usualy joins the military and then bombs the crap outta everything in a B-52. Also, tells funny stories

Man, this guy is such a Matson!

by Iscol Eddoc Enairon April 25, 2009

Mataya

Mataya is a rare name is it not that common mataya is usually blond or dirty blond and usually has blue eyes
If you have a friend named mataya you are lucky cause a mataya is probably the best friend you could ask for. a mataya would want to learn (self-defense)I mean who doesn't
You never know what could happen.
And if a (mataya) has a (Brooklyn) and a (charlette) by her side you should probably run

Person 1:oh look it's a mataya

Person 2: oh wow I saw that name on urban dictionary

Person 1: same

Person 2: oh no is that a Brooklyn and a charlette next to her?

Person 1: yeah I think so RUN!!!!

by afellowWeeb_mha December 25, 2019