masterbake

When you smoke weed and masterbate.

"I materbake because is feels better!" -Blake
"Hey bro do you care if I masterbake in your car real quick?"
"I love to masterbake but it's sooooo messy."

by M33RKAT March 6, 2017

Masterbait

other pronounce of the word masturbate. Usually used by master and baiters.

John likes to masterbait, because he is alone.

by ZezinhoMendonça October 27, 2017

masterbanters

Individuals who are well versed in and excel in engaging in banter that is found to be witty, urbane, sarcastic, clever, amusing, sophisticated and or dirty.

Me: I can’t believe we’ve just had a two hour conversation on the merits of that banana in your apron.

Jack: Yeah, were a couple of masterbanters.

by Louise7980 February 5, 2018

Masterbacheating

Thinking of your ex, while in another relationship, and masterbating.

I was masterbacheating last night 😩 or i masterbacheated on my bf last night!

by Happygf May 27, 2018

Masterbaint

The act of masturbating over ones partner, and upon ejacualation, the ejacuator let's go of their penis, allowing the head of the penis to smack the Taint of their partner below. Usually in an upward or lower swing. Must be done with an erect penis, to allow proper "tension" swing.

Let me "masterbaint" your taint.

by Lol_you_people_ June 25, 2018

Masterbater

1. Someone whose Myers-Brigg personality type is a combination of INTJ (The Mastermind) and ENTP (The Debater)

2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.

1. Oh, I scored INTJ on one test, and ENTP on another... I guess I am a masterbater

2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.

by Qwelp August 31, 2019

Masterbagel

The act of placing one's penis into the hole of a bagel and using it to masturbate.

I caught my roommate masterbageling yesterday in his bed. I couldn't tell if the cream cheese on the bagel was store-bought or all natural.

by Master1776 December 11, 2019