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Masterboater

A female that motorboats her own breasts.
Hey Kaitlyn I can motorboat my own boobs! Hey Kim you're a masterboater!
by KennethG October 4, 2014
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Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.
I am happily masterbatingly single.
by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015
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masterbeader

Masterbeader is usually Melanie, but can be others that are well trained in jewelry making, beading techniques, and precious stone identification. All things beads (not anal though unless they're pink)
I was taught how to make a beaded necklace and bracelet by a masterbeader.

Melanie was the first masterbeader, coined the term and made it real.

She mastered seed bead weaving, chainmail, pearl and Mala knotting, stone wire wrapping, metaphysical stone meanings, all jewelry repairs, and more, therefore making her a masterbeader.
by Masterbeader#1 March 1, 2022
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National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7
Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.
by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021
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PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.
I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)
by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016
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chronic live masturbater

a chronic live masturbater is someone who plays xbox live or playstaion live alll day. they occasionally get out of there parents basments to go to the bathroom and eat. And when there not playing which is about 20 min a day there are masturbating to the thought of it. it is a very bad diseas and right now there is no cure.
oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got...oh my god...tht feels so GOOODDD!!!! i am such a chronic live masturbater
by Joediesel72 March 3, 2010
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Masterbation

Brandon felt amazing when he first had the joy of Masterbation
by B Moss October 2, 2007
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