a fat ass that likes big black cock up his ass and lives rent free in his moms home with his 30 in dildo
by vedcon May 20, 2020
Get the Masonmug. 1) Known to like many woman at a time
2) Flirts with 2 or more girls even when he has a girlfriend
3) Dates girls that begin with the letter K
4)Is very attractive.....
2) Flirts with 2 or more girls even when he has a girlfriend
3) Dates girls that begin with the letter K
4)Is very attractive.....
Girl 1:WHAT?! He likes Anna, Kinley AND Shaye?!
Girl 2: OMG hes dating Kinley though!!
Girl 3: Oh, he must be a mason
Girl 2: OMG hes dating Kinley though!!
Girl 3: Oh, he must be a mason
by COUSCOUSISMYMAN January 1, 2012
Get the Masonmug. he is the stupidist dumbest person ever as fat as a overweight pig his hair is as big as his belly he acts autistic and gay all the time he is slower in the head than he is running if that's possible he is the weakest little person and weighs 500lbs
by dudeman696969 May 29, 2019
Get the masonmug. Anyone named mason is a stupid poopoo head that most likely has trouble staying in any relationship or even getting in a relationship to begin with.
They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
Anyone ever: Let's go to the park on Saturday!
Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!
Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓
Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!
Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓
Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
by Gooberknitch October 27, 2023
Get the Masonmug. Mason is REALLY hot, has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. Also AMAZING at sports. He will marry a girl named Taliah. He will have four kids named Mia, Sienna, Karma and koa. Him and Taliah went to school together and dated throughout high school. They got married at age 24.
by Hippo Dog Snowman January 19, 2021
Get the Masonmug. A boy,
beautiful.
his smile as sweet as candy,
his eyes the colour of innocence.
his hair so pure and bright.
no one is perfect, but I'm afraid he is.
I long for this boy to be mine.
beautiful.
his smile as sweet as candy,
his eyes the colour of innocence.
his hair so pure and bright.
no one is perfect, but I'm afraid he is.
I long for this boy to be mine.
by nikitab October 14, 2022
Get the masonmug.