Hot Martha

A baked good or pastry in which semen is added as an ingredient. The pastry is then given to an unknowing female recipient for consumption.

That hoe pissed me off so I baked her a hot martha.

by mistafunn March 7, 2011

mt martha

a pre-ejaculator

"woah that boy pulled a mt martha, i mean id just started and i copped a mouthful"

by huey March 31, 2004

Martha Stewart

a person who cooks cookies for Peter and Ryan.

Are you Martha Stewart?

by fasdfsn January 23, 2013

A Martha Stewart

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.

Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!

by Token and Pledge February 9, 2009

Martha Boner

A women who gets so turned on that her vagina will become hard, instead of wet.


A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.

Oh my god, last night I saw Jeff swimming and i got a Martha Boner.

Dude, i f****d a girl last night, and she had a Martha Boner!

by Scorpionflame101 October 17, 2008

Martha's Vineyard

island off of the cape where rich snobs spend the summer and piss off all the chill/high as hell kids who live there. dopest place on the planet. where you can get pot from pretty much anyone and sleep with anyone you get drunk. rich tourists rent houses in edgartown, indians live in aquinnah, and everyone else chills in O.B

i'm going to party it up on Martha's Vineyard this summer

by MV islanderr March 15, 2009

Wet Martha

is a double wet willey

when somone comes up behind with two wet fingers and plunges them into both ears at the same time while screaming Wet martha

by Beir Juden May 17, 2011