Masturbation Marathon

An exceptionally long episode of masturbation fits. These episodes are usually brought on by sexual deprivation and bordom; however, and I'm not making this up, they have been used a means of fundraising for sexual related causes such as safe sex. A masturbation marathon is a strenuous event that requires disciplined training and preparation. There are several related subcatagories such as time, ejaculation distance, and most orgasms for both male and female competitors (I'm totally serious - google it).

Hillary's return brought an end to Bill's 72 hour masturbation marathon.

by Face_Bones August 29, 2013

March 12th

The day all the beautiful queens are born.

Tayla: I was born on March 12th, so i think i'm cute.

by youknowiam October 15, 2019

marathoning

Watching an entire season of a TV series in a short period of time, especially if you are watching it in one sitting.

Hey, I can't come out tonight. I just got the last season of Lost on DVD, and I'm marathoning it right now. I can't put it down.

by Philosophistry February 15, 2009

March 28

It’s the day when THE MOST beautiful girl was born. She is hot, pure and smart. Guys if you know a girl that was born in 28th march, then go give her a kiss and a chocolate.

Boy: ”kisses the girl and gives her a chocolate. then compliments her.”
Girl: ”What and why was that?”
Boy: ”It’s March 28th, happy birthday.”

by 1ne6ix November 10, 2019

march 22nd

pain.

MCR broke up on march 22nd fucking F U C K

Person: Guess what
Other person: what?
Person: march 22nd is coming
Other person: *cries*

by n o May 14, 2018

March 31

March 31st is National warmth day... People born on this day bring brightness and warmth in everyone's lives.

She was born on march 31st..no wonder she's warm - hearted

by Pari301 October 15, 2019

March 7

This day is one of the most important days for birthdays. If you're born on match 7 you're a beautiful, smart and talented person. Everyone needs a friend that's born on March 7.

”Hey did you hear Sandra is born on March 7?”
”Omg, no way, we need to be friends with her!”
”You're so right!”

by Marchrocks October 14, 2019