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Marijuana

"Did you have marijuana today? I sure didn't and i'm depressed."

"Yes, mama dearest, i did, and in my world the sun is shining."

"Damn, i wish i had marijuana today :("
by sublimeyes! October 31, 2007
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Marijuana Overdose

A myth- probably perpetuated by the usual prohibitionist suspects to curb the usage of Marijuana and class it into more dangerous drugs that can actually kill you, such as alcohol, cocaine, heroin, and prescription meds.
Suzy Jane realized that she would take a nap long before she could smoke enough to have a "Marijuana Overdose".
by Ms. Fit February 3, 2010
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marijuana addiction

Actually Mr. Lament, your a dumbass. I can't think of any pot head i know, including yours truely, that cant quit the shit when they need to. ive never heard of anyone suckin dick for weed man, have you? maybe there is someone out there like that, but everyone knows that a true addiction is when you'll give everythang up for one thing, not just "ohh, i want some weed."
pothead and addict are two complete things, one smokes weed alot, the other will whore themselves... there is no such thing as a marijuana addiction, and if you believe there is, then go look at your neighborhood crackhead... THATS addiction
by portugee February 8, 2008
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marijuana

The greatest plant ever known to man. See the song "Down to tha Last Roach" by yours truly, Eazy muthafuckin' E.
none necessary, just go out and smoke some.
by Eazy E April 15, 2003
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it isn't anything tangilbe, it's a way of life. Someone who thinks and talks about it all the time, isn't really a stoner. A stoner is someone who lives the marijuana way of life.
I'll get up around noon, smoke a bowl of marijuana, watch some cartoons, eat breakfast, if I feel like it, i'll excercise. After that, I'll smoke again, then see what my friends are doing.
by kindbud County Sherrif January 2, 2004
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marijuanist

Someone who's god is Juana who created man out of the marijuana seeds. Marijuanist celebrate Juana's glory by smoking weed every day which brings them closer to his divine highness.

This religion was brought to light by a young pot head known simply as Cleo.
Jon: Man why do you get high so much?

Rich: I'm a Marijuanist! It's apart of my religion!
by Skipbeat February 10, 2010
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ITS WEED BITCH!

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words????????? what the eff?
by Stephanie Soquet February 24, 2005
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