Bobs Marley

Getting a blowjob while smoking weed.

Man last week I wasted 7 G's just from Bobs Marleys from my girlfriend.

by nothuman98 January 21, 2012

maple story

an addicting game in which you can't quit once you start unless you get hacked. repetetive..but some consider fun if fun is killing snails for the first 8-10 levels.full of names like LiLvIeTbO1 and AzNpRyDe. this game ruins your life. trust me i know. once you start playing, if you go to school, your grades drop down a lot.

maple story

scammer(at hennesy): Buying 60% 2-handed Sword scroll 10k
noob:wow ill do it thats alot
scammer:how many u got?
noob:i got 1
scammer:show
noob:ok(shows a one-handed blunt weapon scroll )
scammer:LMAO NOOB(closes trade window)
noob(thinks to himself):what a f@g(can't cuss on maplestory)im gonna defame him and log out

scammer:press tab tab space enter youll get free items
gullible player: ok (presses)

....and then he loses all his items.

Noob1:I want to be a warrior so i can use cool swords and wear ugly armor for the first 30 levels!

Noob2:I want to be a thief so i can be a ninja like naruto!

Noob3: I want to be a mage so I can Kill Steal all of you.

Noob4: I want to be a bowman so I can summon eagle at level 70!

by Kirayamato29 July 21, 2006

Marley

a kid that will definitely become famous.Also known from bob marley or marley and me. Someone that is funny but can get really pissed sometimes.

Very attractive and hard to get away from. They are always bosses and they are smart, talkative, and great at sports.

WOW, i wish my boyfriend was a MARLEY

by KAtiebeanSnowkitty7980 April 21, 2011

maple laughs

An NHL team from Toronto Canada. They are the only original 6 team who have not won a cup since the 1967 expansion. They are known for having a moronic and delusional fanbase who refuses to see what's sprawled out on the ice in front of them. No your team is not going to win a Stanley Cup, no your team will not even make the playoffs.

Did you see the maple laughs blow a 4-0 lead to Vancouver last night?

I should have been way more surprised then I was.

by hrdizzle November 19, 2010

maple story

All the fun of wailing on snails packed into one free game.

I feel like spending hours of my time fighting mushrooms with yellow caps so I can, get this: fight mushrooms with BLUE CAPS.

by That guy with the Legs July 2, 2005

marley

a talented girl who is going to be famous one day

beautiful, kind, and smart

i hope i can be a marley one day...

by bwaybabe January 9, 2010

Maple Story

A game resembling A hentai orgy made up of snail's, pig's, mushroom's, all differant colors , and ocationally extremly flexible creatures called slimes. All of them are near the same size and appear to be the same gender.Humans can join in aswell. To play you must first download what people say is the "free" game from nexon, but is really a money sucking, repetitive and addictive game that makes boys and girls in thier late teens, who cant get bfs and gfs, spend thier parents life savings on nexon cards from 7 eleven, to accesorise thier 2D characters and get extra flashy attack items to help intensify thier orgys with others. After spending all thier money on nexon cards, they end up getting hacked by randome 12 year olds that have better social lives than they do, and so they commit suicide

19 year old Boy: "Well i offered $1,000 to that prostitute but she said i just wasnt worth it!?."

Nexon Website: " Any girl will be happy to fck you! Getting laid in maple story is as easy as pressing your down arrow key!"(litterally people do that)

19 year old boy: Wow fck college, im paying thousands of dollars and im still not getting laid, i'll just play maple story for the rest of my life and get some each and every day!

by ZayBallerr November 4, 2009