Meat Mangler

When a person stalks your penis or has a serious obsession with your tool.

Robyn: Baby i want it

Rell: Damn it im playing madden

Robyn: Please baby

Rell: Damn it woman stop acting like such a meat mangler!

by Rello84 September 19, 2011

Mortshade Manoeuvre

When someone gives a blumpkin to a person who has died in the last ten minutes due to 'Keeganing'. Then someone sneaks up behind the person giving the blumpkin and punches them in the back of the neck. Causing them to bite down the the dead persons genitals.

- A form of Necrophilia.

Is his name Bradlee? He's probably done the Mortshade Manoeuvre.

by Rachey101 November 3, 2012

staple manoeuvre

A form of relationship in which the female is being penetrated by two men who are also friends.
The crown (top bar) of the staple represents the friendship between the two males and the legs of the staple represents their penises. It is called the staple manoeuvre because the manor in which a staple is inserted into paper (both ends of the staple enter at the same time) is reflecting the way that the two males penetrate to woman at the same time.

Guy 1: hey i heard she was into you

Guy 2: yeah, but shes taken

Guy 1: why not do the old 'staple manoeuvre'?

Guy 2: Great Idea!

*simultaneous high five jump into freeze frame*

by Bobby Uttsex June 8, 2014

dick mangler

one who causes damage to male genitals

That guy broke my dick. He's a dick mangler.

by pünanas September 19, 2015

The Manley Threshold

When developing a piece of software, the point at which you would harm yourself should the code be lost for whatever reason.

Can be recognized by the developer themself or by an observer of the developer.

You’re past the Manley Threshold. Is the code backed up? You’d better make sure your code is backed up.

by PatientSpouse December 17, 2020

Stay Manolo

Another way of saying stay smooth, usually to give out good vibes to others.

Alex: Ight imma head out

Steve: alright it’s good, Stay Manolo

by yfd_daniel March 23, 2021

mangle'd

Being really drunk,stoned or on drugs

"Man last night we got soo fuckin' mangle'd"

by 4mf'20 February 28, 2008