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by Jason Leal March 19, 2014
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mangisil

n.

1. Cream or ointment for the treatment of a mangina afflicted with hemorrhoids.

2. Lubricant for easing penetration of mangina during bromantic activities.

3. Sarcastically prescribed imaginary ointment for hetero males who act like pussies.
The 'rroids on Biff's inflamed mangina made it hard for him to sit still until the mangisil took effect.

Sheldon wouldn't bend over for us until Che produced some mangisil, than the bromancing began in earnest.
by Boxxer1982 April 10, 2009
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Mangia Cake

Canadian term used by Italians for White People. All they eat or know how to make is Cake. In other words, people who are too preppy and have no flavour or style. Personalities are often bland. Often Skateboarders, Surfers, the French, and any other white person who is non-Italian. The Canadian counter-part to the American term "Merigan".
Bob is such a Mangia Cake.
by fachunka September 10, 2006
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Morning Boner Mangina Pissing

MBMP, MBMPing or Morning Boner Mangina Pissing is the only alternative to attempting to piss with morning boner and subsequently pissing all over the walls and floor of your bathroom. It is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your ass facing the toilet, take your four fingers with your thumb extended upwards at a 90 degree angle, and fold your dick back between your legs as if to create a mangina.

Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.

Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards
Example #1:

Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
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mango smoothie

A phrase used to describe the presence of male ejaculate on or around the mouth, commonly as a result of oral sex.
I took that bitch back to my house last night and made her a mango smoothie.
by Corey Fackall August 22, 2011
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Mango

The most sexy fruit ever. Tastes like sex and if you eat it you will be very healthy and grow tall and handsome, and you will have a lot of sex.
What the fuck is a mango
The best fruit ever
by thrgere August 11, 2020
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Cold Mango

A situation in which a female partner encroaches a single or set of testicles in very cold temperatures. It is often compared to a cold mango seed.
She burst into a smile when I offered my cold mango.
by Eskayp January 13, 2009
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